I don’t give a fuck about Zoey Deutch because I don’t give a fuck about much, especially celebrity children who have launched their celebrity existence of their own, whether on their own or with the help of their famous parents. Her mom from Back to the Future, her dad the director behind some John Hughes films and other shit, I can’t imagine it being all that challenging to get into the whole acting thing.

I don’t hate nepotism, I mean nepotism is what made me a broke ass degenerate, thanks for passing the fucking torch along MOM…

I don’t hate celebrity children, because I think they are a unique breed of raised by narcissists, I just don’t give a fuck about them.

However, Zoey hardly offends me in her acting, but more importantly, she’s rooked me in through her engaging half naked year in review…just her in bikinis, clearly hyped on her body, showin goff her body, and posted on New Years Eve, but thanks to not giving a fuck about much, I’m only getting to it now.

So yeah, clearly I don’t give a fuck about much, but care enough about shameless half naked content…and if you’re going to do a year in review, gauge the success of a previous year by the bikinis you wore and the places you wore them…rather than actual accomplishments, it’s more fuck to jack off to, if you’re into that kind of thing.

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