Zoey Deutch is the daughter of Lea Thompson of Howard the Duck / every other 80s movie fame…and Howard Deutch a pretty major 80s movie director who directed at least one John Hughes movies, not that I have a hard-on for John Hughes comedy, but he is responsible for 2 of the best Christmas movies, which are basically the only kinds of movies worth watching in these dark and miserable internet times…I fucking love Christmas movies…

Anyway, they clearly had no choice but to sacrifice their daughter to the machine that has been so kind to them, you know thank you SATANIC HOLLYWOOD, here is our DAUGHTER for you to anally rape because you took our two basic asses and gave us a fucking life, it’s the least we can do.

She’s been in a few movies, some child TV shows, she’s kinda hot, especially in a bikini, where she’s posing all toned and ripped to let you know that she may be 29, but she’s not fucking around, if anything, she’s here to fuck…because that’s what her overlord wants her doing to manipulate the minds of the consumers who are swept into this Hollywood nonsense…

Apparently, she’s dating a comedian…

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I don’t give a fuck about Zoey Deutch because I don’t give a fuck about much, especially celebrity children who have launched their celebrity existence of their own, whether on their own or with the help of their famous parents. Her mom from Back to the Future, her dad the director behind some John Hughes films and other shit, I can’t imagine it being all that challenging to get into the whole acting thing.

I don’t hate nepotism, I mean nepotism is what made me a broke ass degenerate, thanks for passing the fucking torch along MOM…

I don’t hate celebrity children, because I think they are a unique breed of raised by narcissists, I just don’t give a fuck about them.

However, Zoey hardly offends me in her acting, but more importantly, she’s rooked me in through her engaging half naked year in review…just her in bikinis, clearly hyped on her body, showin goff her body, and posted on New Years Eve, but thanks to not giving a fuck about much, I’m only getting to it now.

So yeah, clearly I don’t give a fuck about much, but care enough about shameless half naked content…and if you’re going to do a year in review, gauge the success of a previous year by the bikinis you wore and the places you wore them…rather than actual accomplishments, it’s more fuck to jack off to, if you’re into that kind of thing.

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Zoey Deutch is Howard the Duck’s daughter, because her mother, Caroline in the City fucked a duck. That pervert. The things people do to get famous. I guess she was just going through it after breaking up with Marty McFly before he became a human vibrator, a dream for the modern woman who can’t find a big enough sex toy to satisfy their needs, even though they sell them at Walmart and Drug Stores. Degenerates.

Thanks to being born to such high profile people, the 29 year old Zoey was able to get into Disney shows….then a bunch of other movies…and she’s hardly that offensive, she’s just riding the family connections, the family legacy, keeping the family business going in a “keeping busy” because they are already rich so why not.

She’s likely an annoying liberal rich person pushing all the bullshit talking points and activism of the times, these rich people love that shit, so she’s likely really annoying to be around because she’s got something to prove and plenty of bullshit conversation to have…but we’re just looking at pics of her, and she’s in a red bathing suit, showing some ass, during her holidays at the family compound where there’s a lake and snow to do their trendy cold plunges into..in a red bathing suit, showing ass.

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Zoey Deutch is the nepotism baby that doesn’t fully offend me, because I am pro nepotism and feel like if you live in a certain world, if your parents are big in said world, whether it’s acting in Hollywood, or working the damn farm in Wyoming…

It’s all the fucking same, the kids should reap the rewards of the parents’ hard work and positioning in their community, by either inheriting the damn farm, or being hired by the neighboring farm for some high paid work that some other migrants may be better suited for, willing to do it cheaper, more skilled passionate or talented…..but don’t get the job because they aren’t in the community….

She’s 28 years old, she’s been in some shit, her career is actually pretty lucrative compared to other neoptism babies that are obviously far lazier because of the whole being raised rich in Hollywood….

She’s in a bar top, or a bikini top, or shirt that looks like a bra and it’s not sheer, no visible nipple, barely any cleavage, so it’s hardly that exciting, but I figure since most of you probably jacked off to her mom in Back to the Future, Howard the Duck, Caroline in the CIty and whatever else Lea Thompson’s been in….nepotism or generational wealth applies to masturbation, so you can jerk off to the daughter, with the passion and vigor thanks to the love you had for the cunt she came out of, the MOTHER….

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Zoey Deutch is a nepotism celebrity, yet she’s still got her tits out, which is pretty funny, because I guess girls who have guaranteed careers thanks to their parents, where they greww up, who they know, who their friend’s dad is, still want dudes to sexualize them, to jerk off to them, or to think they are hot….when it really doesn’t matter.

So a rich kid with a trust fund, her mom is Back to the Future, Caroline in the City, bitch earned money in her time….and rich kid with trust fund gets high paid jobs of her own, so she’s rich by her own efforts, that I’ll assume aren’t that much effort….is still using her tits like a low level influencer in a “felt cute might delete later” thirst trap….and that makes her far more interesting as she navigates her celebrity rich kid way while packing a set of tits like that in an era where instagram and social media holds so much weight, and where instagram and social media is pretty much all tits.

Exciting times, now show us your butthole.

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Zoey Deutch is some NEPO baby, which I’ve learned is the term they are using for NEPOTISM babies, because some of these people are self aware, realize they are spoiled and lazy as shit, and know that any work they get is to keep it in the family, or because the people hiring them know their families!

So despite being degenerate money grubbing bought lying pieces of shit, celebrities still hold their high profile stance, even though you’d think people would turn their back on them, since they are bought liars here to push agendas, which means, their daughters can get as famous if not more famous thanks to the foundation their mom who was the mom in Back to the Future made for her!

That doesn’t mean she doesn’t need to thirst trap, or workout and take slutty bikini selifes like a freshly 18 year old high school grad deciding to do OnlyFans, and using selfies to lure fans, because that’s the fucking world we live in!

If you want to matter, working as an actress, having a trust fund, having rich parents and being rich because of those rich parents isn’t enough, you also need to be an internet whore, and this is Zoey Deutch’s attempt at that!

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I am a firm believer in nepotism, which for some reason people getting handouts fro their rich and connected familes seem to hate, because they want to prove that they paid their dues, even when knowing that paying your dues to get to her level of working actress would have meant sucking serious dick, and not in a broken rich girl trying to get a thrill kind of way, but rather to eat dinner that fucking night because you had no options, as if that origin story actually happens…sure they just got on a Greyhound and waitressed in LA and hit that audition…..what I am saying is that all hires are nepotism hires…so being ashamed of it is just idiotic, run with it, those of us who don’t have rich and connected families would love handouts if they were available to us too.

Anyway, she’s famous, rich, and looking hotter than she has date, I don’t know what she did to herself but she’s all of a sudden a hot chick, I guess influencer tricks since all these idiots need to be thirsty whores on instagram, instead of just being a little mysterious….they go out and post their every curated thought for attention….pretty pathetic….but hey, slutty bikini selfie from a famous chick with famous parents….a fetish..like throat fucking but fancier.

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I don’t know what Zoey Deutch is up to in this VERSACE sippy cup, sheer dress, all made up to look like she’s the best kind of stripper, you know the one that is so hot she doesn’t need to show her pussy during her slow song and has a line-up of dudes ready to pay to grab the tits…

In this selfie photoshoot….I think they call these kinds of pics “Fit Checks”…but I also don’t know what I am talking about so I could be wrong…you will see Zoey Deutch, Marty McFly’s sister if you’re one of those people who think you live in some nerd metaverse and not our actual metaverse…is metaverse even a word..

Point being her actual mom is the actress who played Marty’s mom on Back to the Future, which I am sure didn’t help her get this hot, famous, and important in anyway…

I mean check out that RATIO and a sheer dress…FASHION lives and it reminds me of those days of lapdanc glory…

If this doesn’t sell you on Zoey Deutch as a future force, or current force in ENTERTAINMENT!

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Caroline in the City’s daughter….who you probably refer to as Marty McFly’s mom’s daughter, because you didn’t watch shitty early 90s sitcoms about a cartoonist in the city based on that CATHY comic that I used to read in a simpler time of “show me the Sunday Funnies”…

Her name is Zoey Deutch and she’s got a budding acting career of her own no thanks to her mom or being raised in the industry by rich people who are dialled into the industry, that’s racist..

You can’t just assume some rich industry girl is only getting work in a very secretive and elite perverted industry….that’d be like saying black people are good at basketball, or that jewish people are good at accounting, or that mexican people are good at making tacos…RACIST…or maybe it would be like saying girls are good at getting cummed in, I mean they are designed for it…but I guess that’s less racist and more scientific…

Either way, connected, entitled, spoiled, given a career by the people who like to celebrate their own or not….in the last few weeks, she’s decided that her nipples are stars that need to be shown to the fans, because this is the second time she’s in a tank top with hard nipples, casually pretending this isn’t about the nipples, because everyone is a pervert, exhibitionist or consumer of the exhibitionist work.

I will be the last person to say that acting requires talent….but I will say that sometimes you see some good movies and she was in one called Buffaloed….so I am not a Zoey Deutch hater…how could I be…have you seen the tits?

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