Zoey Deutch is what some people would call a NEPO baby because her parents were players in the industry and they allowed her to continue the family business in a far easier way, thanks to the connections they already had.

I’d assume that means that her parents either love the industry and don’t see it as some vile satanic place where kids get destroyed when they partake in the industry, or they knew that no one would fuck with their kids because they weren’t from some white trash trailer park like other now drug addicted or dead molested kids from hollywood who had that dream, or their parents had that dream and would do anything to make it happen for them….

But then again, maybe her parents were soulless industry people who had sold their own souls to the devil that rules the industry and part of that sacrifice was their daughter who they basically gave to the industry as a token of gratitude for the life the industry gave them….

You never know…..

But I’m not a nepo hater, I’m a firm believer in the quickest and easiest path to survival and if my mother wasn’t a drug addicted AIDS whore from Mexico, but instead some captain of industry, or Hollywood starlet, I’d fucking follow the fucking lead of the doors her dick sucking opened for me…

So now Zoey Deutch is a pretty popular celebrity, she likes to show off her fit body, because you can still be an attention seeking whore while being a rich kid or a celebrity….and that means some tiny tit in bikini or some long looking legs in shorts happened…and that may be porn to some of you.

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Zoey Deutch is some super famous celebrity actress chick who has been doing the celebrity acting thing thanks to the creepers at Disney since she was 15 years old.

I am sure it helped that her father was some famous film director who directed some of your favorite movies and that her mother was Caroline in the City, not that anyone watched Caroline in the City….but it was a different era in TV and when you only got one channel you jerked off to what you could get.

I am not against nepotism babies, I am actually all for eugenics and strategically breeding humans in hopes of perfecting the species.

I am not saying that Caroline in the City or the Director of Pretty in Pink are top tier humans that will make some kind of super human, but the idea is there…and that’s what fucking counts…

It’s some fuck your cousin to keep the species alive, but in a far more glamorous setting, plus a lot of rich and shitty kids bred by celebrities don’t even bother taking any of the opportunities they have because they are smart and have nothing to prove, so the fact that this one bothers is endearing…some work ethic or insecurity looking for validation and so long as her work involves near 30 year old nipple…I’m into it…because I am but a simple man that has not been bred to help push humanity forward, although I do have a third nipple which may be a sign of being highly evovled or highly retarded. I’m betting on retarded.

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Zoey Deutch is the daughter of Lea Thompson of Howard the Duck / every other 80s movie fame…and Howard Deutch a pretty major 80s movie director who directed at least one John Hughes movies, not that I have a hard-on for John Hughes comedy, but he is responsible for 2 of the best Christmas movies, which are basically the only kinds of movies worth watching in these dark and miserable internet times…I fucking love Christmas movies…

Anyway, they clearly had no choice but to sacrifice their daughter to the machine that has been so kind to them, you know thank you SATANIC HOLLYWOOD, here is our DAUGHTER for you to anally rape because you took our two basic asses and gave us a fucking life, it’s the least we can do.

She’s been in a few movies, some child TV shows, she’s kinda hot, especially in a bikini, where she’s posing all toned and ripped to let you know that she may be 29, but she’s not fucking around, if anything, she’s here to fuck…because that’s what her overlord wants her doing to manipulate the minds of the consumers who are swept into this Hollywood nonsense…

Apparently, she’s dating a comedian…

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I don’t give a fuck about Zoey Deutch because I don’t give a fuck about much, especially celebrity children who have launched their celebrity existence of their own, whether on their own or with the help of their famous parents. Her mom from Back to the Future, her dad the director behind some John Hughes films and other shit, I can’t imagine it being all that challenging to get into the whole acting thing.

I don’t hate nepotism, I mean nepotism is what made me a broke ass degenerate, thanks for passing the fucking torch along MOM…

I don’t hate celebrity children, because I think they are a unique breed of raised by narcissists, I just don’t give a fuck about them.

However, Zoey hardly offends me in her acting, but more importantly, she’s rooked me in through her engaging half naked year in review…just her in bikinis, clearly hyped on her body, showin goff her body, and posted on New Years Eve, but thanks to not giving a fuck about much, I’m only getting to it now.

So yeah, clearly I don’t give a fuck about much, but care enough about shameless half naked content…and if you’re going to do a year in review, gauge the success of a previous year by the bikinis you wore and the places you wore them…rather than actual accomplishments, it’s more fuck to jack off to, if you’re into that kind of thing.

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Zoey Deutch is Howard the Duck’s daughter, because her mother, Caroline in the City fucked a duck. That pervert. The things people do to get famous. I guess she was just going through it after breaking up with Marty McFly before he became a human vibrator, a dream for the modern woman who can’t find a big enough sex toy to satisfy their needs, even though they sell them at Walmart and Drug Stores. Degenerates.

Thanks to being born to such high profile people, the 29 year old Zoey was able to get into Disney shows….then a bunch of other movies…and she’s hardly that offensive, she’s just riding the family connections, the family legacy, keeping the family business going in a “keeping busy” because they are already rich so why not.

She’s likely an annoying liberal rich person pushing all the bullshit talking points and activism of the times, these rich people love that shit, so she’s likely really annoying to be around because she’s got something to prove and plenty of bullshit conversation to have…but we’re just looking at pics of her, and she’s in a red bathing suit, showing some ass, during her holidays at the family compound where there’s a lake and snow to do their trendy cold plunges into..in a red bathing suit, showing ass.

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Zoey Deutch is the nepotism baby that doesn’t fully offend me, because I am pro nepotism and feel like if you live in a certain world, if your parents are big in said world, whether it’s acting in Hollywood, or working the damn farm in Wyoming…

It’s all the fucking same, the kids should reap the rewards of the parents’ hard work and positioning in their community, by either inheriting the damn farm, or being hired by the neighboring farm for some high paid work that some other migrants may be better suited for, willing to do it cheaper, more skilled passionate or talented…..but don’t get the job because they aren’t in the community….

She’s 28 years old, she’s been in some shit, her career is actually pretty lucrative compared to other neoptism babies that are obviously far lazier because of the whole being raised rich in Hollywood….

She’s in a bar top, or a bikini top, or shirt that looks like a bra and it’s not sheer, no visible nipple, barely any cleavage, so it’s hardly that exciting, but I figure since most of you probably jacked off to her mom in Back to the Future, Howard the Duck, Caroline in the CIty and whatever else Lea Thompson’s been in….nepotism or generational wealth applies to masturbation, so you can jerk off to the daughter, with the passion and vigor thanks to the love you had for the cunt she came out of, the MOTHER….

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Zoey Deutch is a nepotism celebrity, yet she’s still got her tits out, which is pretty funny, because I guess girls who have guaranteed careers thanks to their parents, where they greww up, who they know, who their friend’s dad is, still want dudes to sexualize them, to jerk off to them, or to think they are hot….when it really doesn’t matter.

So a rich kid with a trust fund, her mom is Back to the Future, Caroline in the City, bitch earned money in her time….and rich kid with trust fund gets high paid jobs of her own, so she’s rich by her own efforts, that I’ll assume aren’t that much effort….is still using her tits like a low level influencer in a “felt cute might delete later” thirst trap….and that makes her far more interesting as she navigates her celebrity rich kid way while packing a set of tits like that in an era where instagram and social media holds so much weight, and where instagram and social media is pretty much all tits.

Exciting times, now show us your butthole.

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Zoey Deutch is some NEPO baby, which I’ve learned is the term they are using for NEPOTISM babies, because some of these people are self aware, realize they are spoiled and lazy as shit, and know that any work they get is to keep it in the family, or because the people hiring them know their families!

So despite being degenerate money grubbing bought lying pieces of shit, celebrities still hold their high profile stance, even though you’d think people would turn their back on them, since they are bought liars here to push agendas, which means, their daughters can get as famous if not more famous thanks to the foundation their mom who was the mom in Back to the Future made for her!

That doesn’t mean she doesn’t need to thirst trap, or workout and take slutty bikini selifes like a freshly 18 year old high school grad deciding to do OnlyFans, and using selfies to lure fans, because that’s the fucking world we live in!

If you want to matter, working as an actress, having a trust fund, having rich parents and being rich because of those rich parents isn’t enough, you also need to be an internet whore, and this is Zoey Deutch’s attempt at that!

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I am a firm believer in nepotism, which for some reason people getting handouts fro their rich and connected familes seem to hate, because they want to prove that they paid their dues, even when knowing that paying your dues to get to her level of working actress would have meant sucking serious dick, and not in a broken rich girl trying to get a thrill kind of way, but rather to eat dinner that fucking night because you had no options, as if that origin story actually happens…sure they just got on a Greyhound and waitressed in LA and hit that audition…..what I am saying is that all hires are nepotism hires…so being ashamed of it is just idiotic, run with it, those of us who don’t have rich and connected families would love handouts if they were available to us too.

Anyway, she’s famous, rich, and looking hotter than she has date, I don’t know what she did to herself but she’s all of a sudden a hot chick, I guess influencer tricks since all these idiots need to be thirsty whores on instagram, instead of just being a little mysterious….they go out and post their every curated thought for attention….pretty pathetic….but hey, slutty bikini selfie from a famous chick with famous parents….a fetish..like throat fucking but fancier.

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