Today is coincidentally Zoey Deutch’s 25th birthday….coincidentally because I was dong this post on her before seeing it was her birthday while looking for more self produced smut…

At 25, she’s still young enough to stare at while she sexualizes herself, but then again, I’ll stare at anyone, even the old bitches sexualizing themselves too, you know because I am a pervert, that shit speaks to my soul, and it is entertaining…

I realize that this Zoey Deutch sexualizing is pretty lame, we prefer more graphic, spread asshole type of content all the non celebs are doing…and I guess that some celebs are doing but it’s mainly for NURSES trying to moonlight with an ONLYFANS…always aiming to please and care for us.

So I will take her low level sexualizing of herself and apprecaite it for not being a spread asshole, because the spread asshole would be too easy a tactic to get likes and follows like some empty rich kid raised by industry people….

Plus, it could reduce her chances of a respectable acting career, that despite it being handed to her because of her parents, she’s still able to carry.

I’ve seen her in Zombie Land, the Netflix show The Politician, the other movie called Buffaloed…yes…like the rest of the world all I do is stream garbage content all day….but in streaming garbage content I can say she didn’t annoy me…and most actors annoy me….so let’s take this as a weak pic to jerk off to, an ok pic to say she’s worth jerking off to if she was able to step up her game, and all this on her birthday….a day where we celebrate Lea Thompson (the mom from Back to the Future) not having an abortion when she clearly could have and probably had numerous times before this pregnancy 25 years ago…

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I think I mentioned that since the pandemic I’ve been streaming a shit done of produced content, which is never really something I did on the regular. I liked movies when I was a kid, it was really the only thing to do…but then I had a decision to make in the 90s as to whether I would get cable or the internet and I chose the internet…look at us now…early to the internet but not a dot com billioniare…idiot fuck….in the 25 years since I chose the internet, I never full got back into TV and movies because there was so much porn to spend my time on and TV shows required a commitment, movies typically sucked, and I’d just spend my time drunk passed out in various places in public..from bars, to parks, to park benches, to public transit….to rub and tugs…I was very very busy self destructing….but since the pandemic, and probably a few years ago now that I am old, lazy and into being a hermit…I got into produced content because I was bored of the evil people who were “influencers” or “actors” or “podcasters” or “celebs”….and figured I’ll just watch them not being themselves, but instead being some character in a movie, which is still evil and disgusting, but less evil and disgusting as their “real life” version of themselves…that’s not to say I’ve seen all that many good shows, it’s not to say I could write better shows, I’m not a writer and never aspired to be one, it’s just to say shitty movies featuring these idiots is better than their attempt to create their own persona or personal brand on their public feeds…it’s actually terrible because you don’t have a “bad script” or “bad director” or “bad career move” to fall back on, you’re just an asshole there in the open…

That said, I’ve seen Zoey Deutch in Buffaloed, Zombieland Double Tap, The Politician all since the pandemic….so she’s making moves as a celebrity kid, even if you don’t remember the celebrity parent, it’s always enough to get the meetings needed to become someone…but unlike other coddled celebrity kids, she’s able to carry herself in those movies, so I’ll support her, like I support other children of celebrities trying to make it, by staring at their tits or in this case her “THE RATIO TUESDAY BIKINI” cuz she’s looking hot..

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Zoey Deutch, who you know as the daughter of Howard the Duck’s love interest….shat out of the pussy of Caroline in the City / the Mom in Back to the Future thanks to her dad, the director of Pretty in Pink, not pulling out…

She’s basically from Hollywood industry royalty, even if both Lea Thompson and Howard Deutch are relatively insignificant, they’ve been around, worked on a bunch of big projects, I’d be surprised if their daughter Zoey wasn’t working as an actress, it’d be like her rebelling what basically fell in her lap.

That’s not to say Zoey Deutch isn’t a talented actor, it’s to say no one is a talented actor, it’s all some lie they feed us or themselves to have some level of importance on what they do…from my experience it’s far more rewarding laughing at how insignificant what you do is…

But yeah, it’d be a challenge or rebellion against the family for Zoey to not be working in the industry, so it’s not all that showing that she’s working in the industry, and that’s not to say she doesn’t deserve to be working in the industry, I mean I’m all for the family legacy being passed down the genetic line, the idea people should start from scratch when the door is already open for them is idiotic…

I may just be saying that Zoey Deserves her fame though becasue she’s got her tits on fucking blast, funny out there for all to see, in what is apparently to support breast cancer with breasts, that seems like a able bodied person showing a newly diagnosed paralyzed person how good they are at dance…I think the Social Justice Warriors call it tone deaf….since I’m sure everyone who just had their tits cut off as they know what they will eventually die of….want to see big young enough…budding young actor who has been in a few big movies…..tits…hey amputee, check out this limb I still have because I am not an amputee, for cancer of course…WEIRD…but WONDERFUL…

I had no idea Zoey Deutch had tits like this.

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Zoey Deutch’s mom is Lea Thompson, the mom in Back to the Future the beastiality loving love interest in Howard the Duck, the Caroline in the City comic writing 90s sitcom that should never have been made protagonist…

HOWEVER, as useless as Lea Thompson is, her daughter Zoey is even more useless, just trying to make it as an actor that probably includes just showing up to family friend’s productions and being thrown in, rather than auditions, starving, working as a sex worker to get it, because Hollywood, like everywhere else is lazy as shit…and just like to perpetuate what they know….or who they know…keep the talent pool shallow cuz it requires no talent…a joke..

BUT Lea Thompson, who I guess isn’t employed by Warner Bros, came out and said that Ellen is a CUNT….which for whatever reason not everyone is going along with…because people are idiots and clearly never watched her show where she was a creepy asshole to basically everyone and for whatever reason it was spun as silly sarcastic humor that made her 100s of millions of dollars..

I am sure if you got through the archives this site, you’ll see me calling Ellen the devil since the first time I mentioned her…I’ve always been confused as to why an asshole was seen as America’s sweetheart and just assumed it was “woke” people thinking they had to support lesbians…and that this is what lesbians are….demons…which I guess isn’t too far from the truth – at least based on my lesbian experiences, which include but are not limited to KNIT KNIGHT at a pub I was drinking at….and Lesbian Porn that despite having no dick, which is nice for the hetero, is pretty anti climatic and those aren’t even real lesbians…if it was real lesbians in lesbian porn it’d be unwatchable…but I mean like real lesbians not girls who pretend to be lesbians and who eat their BFFs ass because it’s the thing to do to be woke….you know like how girls of our era would go to the mall for a Frozen Yogurt together…these girls are double dildo-ing on their only fans / reddit / together…

POINT being….Zoey Deutch is in a bikini and it’s about as exciting as the 1000,000,000 other bikini pics posted by girls hoping to get famous today.

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Zoey Deutch is some 25 year old rich kid from LA, raised in privilege, or at least in enough vapid bullshit to think she deserves to be an actor or producer because her mom was…it’s why garbage keeps on staying garbage because garbage make babies and train that garbage to make garbage too….making it virtually impossible for new ideas, new blood, new people to break into it unless they too come from garbage rich people with access….or pop off on a viral success through social media or some self produced shit that once it hits Hollywood digs its fucking claws into because they want some of that even though if dude pitched the idea to Hollywood before doing it himself, they’d laugh him out of the room and it would got no where….fuck Hollywood and the creepy pervert execs that make it….

And fuck these rich kids who make up what I’ll assume is about 90 percent of Hollywood, because it is composed of undeserving fucks who don’t want the secret out that acting is a fucking joke, a scam, anyone can do it and that these people aren’t all that interesting at all..

Her mom is Lea Thomspon, the mom from Back to the Future, the duck fucker in Howard the Duck, the main character in Caroline in the City, back when we were forced to watch sitcoms….her dad also a Howard is a producer from shows like …. who cares this bitch was born connected and is abusing that connectivity…but at least promoting her privilege with thong bikini butt shots…which for some reason I don’t care how trash you are, I’ll still look at it and would prefer more butthole….so if she’s into taking any direction and she’s probably not because she’s the expert raised in the industry….let’s hope next time around there’s more butthole.

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Zoey Deutch is some celebrity rich kid, if you consider Caroline in the City a celebrity. You probably don’t even remember who that is. Which is probably the reason that Zoey Deutch is on the quest to be famous in her own right, because she needs to use the foundation built by her mom, to next level it…while most celebrity kids try to get famous to break out of their parents’ shadow, this one is doing it to get their name on the map. She was raised with all these LA rich kids, so she had to be lower profile her whole life and that’s the fuel to her fire….I assume…I mean I know nothing about Zoey Deutch, meaning everything I just said was nonsense…

What isn’t nonsense is that I see videos of girls fucking pillows online, I see girls fucking suction dildos online, I see girls doing all kinds of crazy things with inanimate objects….but I don’t see girls fucking fridges enough. It’s like girls like to pretend they don’t eat, or they like to pretend they do eat but then puke it all up, but they never seem to show the proper appreciation for their fridge that houses that food they pretend to eat, or pretend not to eat.

I guess that can be Zoey Deutch’s legacy.

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Zoey Deutch posted a very important video on her social media of being braless in a wifebeater!

This is not a new fetish by any means, I used to go to punk shows, ghetto cheap beer punk bars and even early Warped Tour shows and this choice of shirt was a constant back in the mid 90s. So we been seeing nipples in beaters for decades at this point….even though back then majority of beater wearers wore bras…it had a similar and sometimes more exciting effect because when you see the full natural tit hang and everything the nipple has to offer…it can be a little too real and take away from the fantasy…..if I know what your full tit looks like, what’s the point of even trying to wine and dine you and by wine and dine I mean take advantage of….we all have different definitions of seduction.

Anyway, the daughter of Caroline in the City a show no one I know remembers but that I for some reason remember watching. I think back to the 90s and don’t really remember ANY TV shows that I was excited about or that I’d run to watch. I wasn’t into Seinfeld or Friends, I wasn’t into nerd shit like Star Trek the Next Generation…I don’t even know what I watched at the time…but I remember Caroline in the City….maybe it was my psychic connection, my clairvoyant moment, my I bet in 25 years I’ll see her daughter’s titties in a tank top….

Either way, Caroline in the City’s daughter’s Titties in a Tank Top!

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Zoey Deutch is out here in fishnets and crop tops with safety pins in it, like some street Krusty punk of the 90s, emulating the 80s, who you met at some dive bar on their cheap beer night, only to find out that she was squatting in some building she invited you back to, where you discovered that she was on her period but you fucked her anyway, cuz when life gives you the gift of an unshowered street punk who wants to fuck you while she’s on her period, despite her living in a place with no running water, making your non-punk mind wonder about the level of bacteria that may now be on your dick because you don’t know how to practice self control…or turn down sex….

She’s 25, her mom was on Caroline in the City,

The best is that I just googled her and E! wrote “Back when she was an unknown actress looking for her big break”….like that’s anything near reality. She’s a child of an actor. There was no LOOKING for a big break or struggle you fucking idiots and your FAKE NEWS. FUCK off.

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