Zoey Deutch Bikini of the Day

2020

Oct

I think I mentioned that since the pandemic I’ve been streaming a shit done of produced content, which is never really something I did on the regular. I liked movies when I was a kid, it was really the only thing to do…but then I had a decision to make in the 90s as to whether I would get cable or the internet and I chose the internet…look at us now…early to the internet but not a dot com billioniare…idiot fuck….in the 25 years since I chose the internet, I never full got back into TV and movies because there was so much porn to spend my time on and TV shows required a commitment, movies typically sucked, and I’d just spend my time drunk passed out in various places in public..from bars, to parks, to park benches, to public transit….to rub and tugs…I was very very busy self destructing….but since the pandemic, and probably a few years ago now that I am old, lazy and into being a hermit…I got into produced content because I was bored of the evil people who were “influencers” or “actors” or “podcasters” or “celebs”….and figured I’ll just watch them not being themselves, but instead being some character in a movie, which is still evil and disgusting, but less evil and disgusting as their “real life” version of themselves…that’s not to say I’ve seen all that many good shows, it’s not to say I could write better shows, I’m not a writer and never aspired to be one, it’s just to say shitty movies featuring these idiots is better than their attempt to create their own persona or personal brand on their public feeds…it’s actually terrible because you don’t have a “bad script” or “bad director” or “bad career move” to fall back on, you’re just an asshole there in the open…

That said, I’ve seen Zoey Deutch in Buffaloed, Zombieland Double Tap, The Politician all since the pandemic….so she’s making moves as a celebrity kid, even if you don’t remember the celebrity parent, it’s always enough to get the meetings needed to become someone…but unlike other coddled celebrity kids, she’s able to carry herself in those movies, so I’ll support her, like I support other children of celebrities trying to make it, by staring at their tits or in this case her “THE RATIO TUESDAY BIKINI” cuz she’s looking hot..