Zoey Deutch Bikini of the Day

2020

Aug

Zoey Deutch’s mom is Lea Thompson, the mom in Back to the Future the beastiality loving love interest in Howard the Duck, the Caroline in the City comic writing 90s sitcom that should never have been made protagonist…

HOWEVER, as useless as Lea Thompson is, her daughter Zoey is even more useless, just trying to make it as an actor that probably includes just showing up to family friend’s productions and being thrown in, rather than auditions, starving, working as a sex worker to get it, because Hollywood, like everywhere else is lazy as shit…and just like to perpetuate what they know….or who they know…keep the talent pool shallow cuz it requires no talent…a joke..

BUT Lea Thompson, who I guess isn’t employed by Warner Bros, came out and said that Ellen is a CUNT….which for whatever reason not everyone is going along with…because people are idiots and clearly never watched her show where she was a creepy asshole to basically everyone and for whatever reason it was spun as silly sarcastic humor that made her 100s of millions of dollars..

I am sure if you got through the archives this site, you’ll see me calling Ellen the devil since the first time I mentioned her…I’ve always been confused as to why an asshole was seen as America’s sweetheart and just assumed it was “woke” people thinking they had to support lesbians…and that this is what lesbians are….demons…which I guess isn’t too far from the truth – at least based on my lesbian experiences, which include but are not limited to KNIT KNIGHT at a pub I was drinking at….and Lesbian Porn that despite having no dick, which is nice for the hetero, is pretty anti climatic and those aren’t even real lesbians…if it was real lesbians in lesbian porn it’d be unwatchable…but I mean like real lesbians not girls who pretend to be lesbians and who eat their BFFs ass because it’s the thing to do to be woke….you know like how girls of our era would go to the mall for a Frozen Yogurt together…these girls are double dildo-ing on their only fans / reddit / together…

POINT being….Zoey Deutch is in a bikini and it’s about as exciting as the 1000,000,000 other bikini pics posted by girls hoping to get famous today.