Zoey Deutch is one of our goto celebrity brat kids trying to make it on social media using every fucking connection they have thanks to who their parents are.

I am a big fan of celebrity kids and their entitlement or the fact that they don’t really have to try as hard as other girls to get work, to get rent paid and to get where they want to go.

Their celebrity upbringing pretty much secures them with room and board, a trust fund and all the meetings they want or need with anyone they want and need it with.

SO…when they get nude or half nude for photoshoots, there’s this level of not needing to do that but really doing it for the sheer love of being slutty in photoshoots and I find that hot.

Zoey Deutch is the daughter of Howard the Duck’s Lea Thompson and some producer / director who did Pretty in Pink named Howard Deutch, not to be confused for Howard the Duck….

Point being…Zoey Deutch is good.

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When you’re a young slut trying to make it in America thanks to your parents being famous and connected in the film / entertainment industry, making it becomes far more accessible…

You don’t need to officially suck dick to pay your rent on your quest to get wherever you’re trying to go, that is clearly an insignificant and self-indulgent place, cuz there’s nothing more self involved and useless than being an “actor”..

In a just cuz your career is handed to you by your family friends, that doesn’t mean you can’t pull out your tit, just for the fun of it, to feel like you’re trying to market yourself like an instagrammer…an easy thing to pull off if you’re a chick.

Zoey Deutch

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These images of Zoey Deutch are a follow up to the previous shot we posted HERE

She is Lea Thompson’s daughter who she had with some producer. Lea Thompson is probably not a household name because she was on a barely memorable show called Caroline in the City…which was like Sex and the City without the sex…

I remember it being an annoying fucking sitcom they forced us to watch because cable was the only way we could watch TV…and I didn’t have cable…but I did get all 3 networks on antenna / coat hanger that would conveniently doubled as an abortion device provided girls back then would let me have sex with them unprotected…where I’d pretend to pull out…while no pulling out…cuz I’m romantic and wanted the natural way to fuck….

Anyway, all Lea Thompson needed was a sitcom to matter, and then when she had a kid, she threw her into acting classes at 5 years old, to help her pull off the same scam.

She was just in The politician, is in Zombieland 2, reminding us it pays to have connected parents…and a willingness to strip down for media attention…and as far as I’m concernhe’s looking pretty good here….

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Zoey Deutch is Lea Thompson, who was on the show Caroline in the City…which was like Sex and the City, but with a cartoonist…and no sex, but rather an annoying fucking sitcom in an era where they forced us to watch these sitcoms because cable was the only way we could watch TV…

This is her daughter,..which I guess is more interesting that her mom….who to you fucking nerds was also the love interest on Howard the Duck….and I don’t remember whether she fucked Howard the Duck or not, but we can assume she did….which I assume either gives you hope knowing that a girl in a movie fucked a human-like duck, so there’s hope…when really it should depress you knowing that a human-like duck can get pussy and you can’t…

Either way, this is her next generation making moves of her own, to leave that legacy of her own…and the fact I remember Lea Thompson while looking at her slutty daughter reminds me that I am fucking old.

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Zoey Dutch is Caroline in the City’s Lea Thompson’s 23 year old daughter, who I guess had to go through the struggles of knocking on no doors to get her first acting job, creating her existence as whatever the fuck she is, in what I will reduce to her grabbing her tit.

I don’t know why a rich kid from LA looks like she’s 10 years older than she is, or why she’s grabbing her tit for Caroline in the City’s Lea Thompson…I don’t try to understand women of any age, or why they do anything they do, especially not rich, spoiled, entitled women…I just go with it…and this is us going with it.

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I wonder how Zoey Deutch got the job…or why Zoey Deutch was invited to the event…or why Zoey Deutch is known for being Juliet Martin on The CW television series Ringer, Maya Bennett on the Disney Channel television series The Suite Life on Deck, and Rose Hathaway in the 2014 film Vampire Academy. I wonder how many creepy dads forced to watch shit TV have jerked off to Zoey Deutch….probably a lot of them…because that’s how these girls get so famous….I’m talking to you Bella Thorne….who without creepy dads, I’d never know…

And I guess without Zoey Deutch’s dad…and her mom…Lea Thompson…Caroline in the City…a big show…to follow up to her Howard the Duck cult following…which is code for – she grew up in the industry, family and friends are in the industry, they recruited her into the industry because they like supporting their own…and she’s showing side tit in the industry to help continue the money train that was given to her…

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Zoey Deutch is known for being Juliet Martin on The CW television series Ringer, Maya Bennett on the Disney Channel television series The Suite Life on Deck, and Rose Hathaway in the 2014 film Vampire Academy.

Which is code for – someone creepy dads jerk of to.

Her mom is Lea Thompson … better known as Caroline in the City or the bitch in Howard the Duck -which is code for – someone creepy dudes jerk off to…

Following the family…tradition, not that Caroline in the City was ever hot, but she did get famous which means she understood the hustle…of sucking the right dick…like Zoey’s dad Howard….nepotism!

Nepotism, but that trust fund or throwing her to work at a young age to cash in on that money, doesn’t take away from the simple girl need to show her ass on the internet…

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Zoey Deutch is Lea Thompson, who was on the show Caroline in the City…which was like Sex and the City, but with a cartoonist…and an annoying fucking sitcom in an era where they forced us to watch these sitcoms because cable was the only way we could watch TV…I guess more interestingly to you fucking nerds she was the love interest on Howard the Duck….and I don’t remember whether she fucked Howard the Duck or not, but we can assume she did and that’s weird…

But this isn’t about her, this is about her daughter, the tits she made by getting cummed inside, who is on a show called Ringer, and was on a show called Suite Life, which is some Disney shit, and unlike other stage parents with Disney kids, this one probably didn’t have to fuck her way to the top with the execs who fuck children, but she’s probably just as fucked up, thanks to being in on that LA rich kid bullshit, that has existed forever, Melanie Griffith, and is doing exactly the same thing as every other rich kid in LA is doing ,getting slutty on the internet and in life trying to be famous…because they can…and it’s easy…and people praise them…while their Hollywood parents continue to be the shittiest fucking people…

She’s 22, and has tits.

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