Zoey Deutch is out here in fishnets and crop tops with safety pins in it, like some street Krusty punk of the 90s, emulating the 80s, who you met at some dive bar on their cheap beer night, only to find out that she was squatting in some building she invited you back to, where you discovered that she was on her period but you fucked her anyway, cuz when life gives you the gift of an unshowered street punk who wants to fuck you while she’s on her period, despite her living in a place with no running water, making your non-punk mind wonder about the level of bacteria that may now be on your dick because you don’t know how to practice self control…or turn down sex….

She’s 25, her mom was on Caroline in the City,

The best is that I just googled her and E! wrote “Back when she was an unknown actress looking for her big break”….like that’s anything near reality. She’s a child of an actor. There was no LOOKING for a big break or struggle you fucking idiots and your FAKE NEWS. FUCK off.

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