Zoey Deutch is Lea Thompson, who was on the show Caroline in the City…which was like Sex and the City, but with a cartoonist…and no sex, but rather an annoying fucking sitcom in an era where they forced us to watch these sitcoms because cable was the only way we could watch TV…

This is her daughter,..which I guess is more interesting that her mom….who to you fucking nerds was also the love interest on Howard the Duck….and I don’t remember whether she fucked Howard the Duck or not, but we can assume she did….which I assume either gives you hope knowing that a girl in a movie fucked a human-like duck, so there’s hope…when really it should depress you knowing that a human-like duck can get pussy and you can’t…

Either way, this is her next generation making moves of her own, to leave that legacy of her own…and the fact I remember Lea Thompson while looking at her slutty daughter reminds me that I am fucking old.

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