I don’t find Christina Milian that interesting, so naturally, I’ll do a Christina Milian post as the first post of the week, after a weekend of not being on the computer, when there are probably 1000s of more relevant hotter bitches looking sluttier, and there are 100s of thousands if not millions of hotter chicks who are less relevant, looking sluttier, almost making the whole celebrity slut being shameless for likes and follows irrelevant, assuming you consider one hit wonder Milian a celebrity, which I don’t.

Sure, she’s got millions of followers she’s posted a lot of titty pics to get, sure she was a Disney kid and made millions off her slutty coming of age transition into the mainstream to separate herself from Disney, while still likely being owned and handled by Disney, it’s a formula they use, and sure she’s got writing credits through her producer first husband on some serious hit songs, but ultimately, she’s fucking boring, even with a hard nip out, BUT it is still a hard nip and it should not be ignored, like all the other hard nips out there in this world of narcissistic exhibitionism.

I guess you can draw some positive messaging from this, if you’re an old broad, don’t give up on trying to be jerked off to, if you have tits, don’t waste an opportunity to show them off. Life lessons they likely teach in kindergarten, hence all the dudes getting on hormones to grow their own tits out….it starts at school.

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