The inefficient thong…..it doesn’t even cover up the asshole….what kind of panty is that….oh wait….maybe that’s the point….

MORE ASSHOLE….it’s the orifice that UNITES all genders….when we all cut off / sew up our genitals and turn them into PEE holes, we’ll ALWAYS have an asshole left to fill, and that’s EQUITABLE, EQUALITY, INCLUSIVE…but not the reason I’m into staring at a girl’s asshole…..I don’t care about any of that, I’m more into the whole asshole being the window to the soul….when you see the asshole, you’ve basically seen everything and as a believer in knowledge is power…I feel seeing everything is power.

Be powerful, get girls to bend over in thongs to see all they have to offer from a fuck hole perspective.

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Being an old fucking pervert, there was a time when the thong wasn’t the household panty….if you went to a friend’s house, you weren’t sneaking in the laundry room to take a pair of his mom’s raciest dirty panties home with you, it was hanes all day, which I’d still take home with me, what do you think I am, crazy….

But yeah, there was a time when the thong was reserved for a special kind of sexually active slut, the kind of girl who was ahead of the curve on being bold, confidence and sexualized…..

Giving you a glimpse of her whale tail in the coffee shop or classroom or bar….and giving you basically instant excitement of spontaneous ejaculation…that’s a wet dream while not even sleeping…

The thong was serious business, it separated the girls you knew could suck dick, with the girls who never saw a porno that coached them how to suck dick, in an era when porn wasn’t watched by everyone turning them into degnerate disgusting people….

So then the world wore thongs…everyone of all ages….like they wear leggings….making it the standard panty, despite it’s drawbacks, like the fact that it doesn’t cover the asshole, which is also it’s win.

The good news is that the thong is apparently still being used to show you the girls who want you to see their assholes, even in this full back panty being normalized because everyone if fat, lazy and likes being comfortable instead of being shred in half like important documents you don’t want people to find….

So here are some modest asshole pics, because it’s about the thong, not the asshole, or these babes can pretend it is, but to me and everyone else, it’s about the asshole, not the thong….so whatever helps you sleep at night…..

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On man’s trash is another man’s laundry….at least when it comes to finding thongs in the trash after they’ve been blown out, destroys, covered in bodily fluids and left to be found by a motherfucker like me, ready to wear it as a COVID mask….it’s the only MASK worth wearing to the grocery store, or really while laying in bed alone thinking about where life has gone wrong…..

But yeah, the thong, a semi outdated panty that I am sure still gets worn outside of as a bikini, which always makes me laugh. If you chat with a bitch, and you don’t, so I do for you, they all HATE thong, I’ve met three or fat chicks who like the way the thong cuts into their callused cunts, but most girls hate the thong, yet for whatever reason, they only wear thong bikinis….MYSTERIOUS…or EXHIBITIONISM…who cares, because the thong is the universal panty, or the panty best suited for a motherfucker like me to see an asshole without a girl actually trying to show me their asshole…and when it is in bikini form, it’s far more likely to happen for me, as panties are still seen as intimate and for the dudes that are paying the bitches enough.

Point of the story, the thong is not an efficient underwear in covering the asshole drippings, but the thong is great for that reason, which is kinda like a retard being a retard, but redeeming himself by doing funny retard things, you know you almost forget they are retards because you just love their retardedness so much….

GOT IT!? GET IT.

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I read some viral story of some fake tit influencer who claims to sniff her man’s underwear to see if he’s cheating, I would have posted it here if I cared about her fake tits enough to take the time to do a post on them but you can just google that shit….

It reminded me of a story of a guy I knew who used to have the same shit, every night he’d come home to get his dick and underwear sniffed for inspection, like he was coming back to the decontaminating unit, and his girl wouldn’t even suck his dick when she was done, because she assumed he gamed her….

Which got me thinking, I only sniff panties to smell the pussy, I never sniff panties to try to sniff out the cum that doesn’t belong to me, that’s some CUCK shit that’s weird to me, so looking at this panties, that barely cover asshole, as it allows girls to flash their assholes with ease, in an era where that is important, while not doing the best job protecting the asshole juices from the pants, I realized some dudes sniff panties for the man scent not the woman scent…you know to know how much of slut hey are dealing with and that almost ruins the asshole behind thong post….ALMOST….because the ASSHOLE is too powerful of a force…sucking us all in….

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Thongs may be inefficient, but I like looking at the assholes peeking out behind them, because an underwear that functions as a window to a woman’s soul, is an underwear worth looking at a woman in them.

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I guess the thong was designed by someone like me, who realized that women don’t shit, so why give them such a large underwear that gives them such an aggressively panty-line, when you can instead just make a panty that barely covers the asshole, since there’s no shit to be caught escaping said asshole, since women don’t shit. I’m talking traditional women, vagina-card carrying women, not the prostate owning women that are taking over for women, because those motherfuckers shit huge manly shits, no estrogen pill strong enough to turn a digestive system from a man into a woman no matter how many Kardashian face injections a motherfucker gets, or how hard he tucks his dick into his ass until it falls out and BRUCE JENNERS……

So yeah, shame the full back panty girls, replace it with a thong, clever work by the guy who owned Victoria’s Secret and the NOTORIOUS PLANE that didn’t get anyone “Deplatformed”……

Plus, the thong allows for a asshole flash, which in an asshole obsessed society, that I think is morphing into an incest obsessed society, it’s the SFW clothed way to show off an asshole, and that’s always the “I’ve seen all she has to offer” in the sexting relationship orifice, being handed out for free, like ANAL on the first date, or first day on the porn job, NOTHING left to upsell, and that’s always GREAT to bargain shoppers like me.

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Thongs are pretty inefficient in terms of coverage, which turns out to be a good thing, because just when you thought seeing a girl in a thong was a guarantee she was a naughty bad girl, at least back in the 90s when the thong started being marketed to women and forced them to throw out all the grany panties to buy the new coveted thong, you’d think the fashion forward in their underwear girls were naughty bad girls, because why would they need a thong, unless they were down to fuck right!

Well 30 years of thong have passed and society has become asshole obsessed, since it is the unifying orifice in this era of equity, and girls have become way naughtier in their bad girl behavior, so thong ain’t enough, but you can kill two birds with one stone and showcase the asshole behind the thong to drive that naughty bad girl point home!

There was a time when you never saw this kind of content, so be happy with how open minded the ladies of the internet are, because you’d have seen way less asshole, and clearly seeing asshole makes us better fucking people!

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Thongs are so inefficient, but as an optimist, glass half full, humans have found good in its flawed design, because asshole is the gateway to the soul, at least that’s what the mainstream media want you to think, because all I see is stories about pegging, eating ass, like the evil that run the media want you filled up with shit by EATING it! You know, since eating shit brings you parasites, and parasites can be controlled by 5G man!

Right?

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There was a time when the propaganda wasn’t designed on tricking you into getting experimental meds or losing your job, hating your family for not getting experimental shots or wearing masks for a virus with a 99 percent survival rate, fear mongering to destroy your quality of life, making you hate your neighbors for their politics, thinking that there’s actually a domestic terrorism threat, or that WHITE SUPREMACY is upon us with no actual cases of WHITE SUPREMACY to fall back on, that men are women who can be pregnant, that everything comes down to racism, the sexualization of kids, FEMINISM, trans surgeries, that the government is your BFF or guide, that climate change is real, that the Earth isn’t flat, that the elite aren’t satanic pedos who want you dead, that electric cars are better for the environment despite the rare earth minerals they require, that everyone who doesn’t agree with a mentally unstable freak is a Nazi, you get what I am saying, it’s all a lot of bullshit, it’s been tyrannical, they do it on purpose and it’s all propaganda, thanks to censoring and labeling the truth as misinformation, it’s been crazy….

But yeah, there was a time when propaganda was about thongs, you know that granny panties were shameful and if girls wore them, they got teased…..they put it in storylines in movies, they made a THONG SONG about how good the thong is, they helped making BILLIONS on the rebranding a panty that women didn’t need to buy, to fit in, to be modern….and it was a better time….sure the THONG is less effective as a panty, you can see the asshole poking through, but AT least it’s not all that OTHER bullshit.

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Like a tranny, the best thing about a thong is the thing that makes it a shitty product, because the tranny typically hates her cock and wants it cut off, while dudes into tranny are only there for the cock, only with the thong, it’s that it doesn’t cover the asshole, something you’d want out of a panty, but because of that, we all get to see the asshole behind the thong, and the asshole being the window to the soul, makes for a brilliant design!

Here are some ASSHOLE BEHIND THONGS on a THURSDAY!

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