On man’s trash is another man’s laundry….at least when it comes to finding thongs in the trash after they’ve been blown out, destroys, covered in bodily fluids and left to be found by a motherfucker like me, ready to wear it as a COVID mask….it’s the only MASK worth wearing to the grocery store, or really while laying in bed alone thinking about where life has gone wrong…..

But yeah, the thong, a semi outdated panty that I am sure still gets worn outside of as a bikini, which always makes me laugh. If you chat with a bitch, and you don’t, so I do for you, they all HATE thong, I’ve met three or fat chicks who like the way the thong cuts into their callused cunts, but most girls hate the thong, yet for whatever reason, they only wear thong bikinis….MYSTERIOUS…or EXHIBITIONISM…who cares, because the thong is the universal panty, or the panty best suited for a motherfucker like me to see an asshole without a girl actually trying to show me their asshole…and when it is in bikini form, it’s far more likely to happen for me, as panties are still seen as intimate and for the dudes that are paying the bitches enough.

Point of the story, the thong is not an efficient underwear in covering the asshole drippings, but the thong is great for that reason, which is kinda like a retard being a retard, but redeeming himself by doing funny retard things, you know you almost forget they are retards because you just love their retardedness so much….

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