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Lindsey Pelas must be pretty old at this point, so I don’t really trust that her pictures aren’t edited to shit, as all the girls of instagram, especially the old ones do, but I figure since it’s the internet, since I believe nothing on the internet, and since I appreciate a fat set of tits, which are basically what created this girls 9 million followers following, because her fat set of tits are substantially fat, I can look past the marketing lies and appreciate her hustle, but that could just be because she’s in a slutty cowboy costume, and as someone who’s into the Old West, country music and other cowboy shit, that’s now trendy amongst the fags of Hollywood, it speaks to my soul, but that’s probably just her big fucking tits.

She’s basically an OnlYFans direct to consumer content creator, but she always knew her place in the world, with great tits comes great responsibility to sell racy content of said tits, to monetize them tits, and we appreciate it because it’s just modern day freak show shit….admission fee for the tits…so long as there are tits and this bitch has tits….makes sense to me….but the only issue I have with it is that unlike other tits I’ve paid to see like a side show attraction, these tits don’t come with an all you can eat buffet….OnlyFans girls need to step up their game by feeding us because apparently, at least according to her house, it’s feeding her!

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