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Lindsey Pelas must be pretty old at this point, so I don’t really trust that her pictures aren’t edited to shit, as all the girls of instagram, especially the old ones do, but I figure since it’s the internet, since I believe nothing on the internet, and since I appreciate a fat set of tits, which are basically what created this girls 9 million followers following, because her fat set of tits are substantially fat, I can look past the marketing lies and appreciate her hustle, but that could just be because she’s in a slutty cowboy costume, and as someone who’s into the Old West, country music and other cowboy shit, that’s now trendy amongst the fags of Hollywood, it speaks to my soul, but that’s probably just her big fucking tits.

She’s basically an OnlYFans direct to consumer content creator, but she always knew her place in the world, with great tits comes great responsibility to sell racy content of said tits, to monetize them tits, and we appreciate it because it’s just modern day freak show shit….admission fee for the tits…so long as there are tits and this bitch has tits….makes sense to me….but the only issue I have with it is that unlike other tits I’ve paid to see like a side show attraction, these tits don’t come with an all you can eat buffet….OnlyFans girls need to step up their game by feeding us because apparently, at least according to her house, it’s feeding her!

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Lindsey Pelas is a Louisiana born and raised set of monster tits that was able to move to LA and do that whole LA scene where she likely got passed around, or at least invited to multiple important dates, events, dinners, netflix and chills, because with tits like this, no matter what you do, you matter…

Meaning, if you’re a dental hygienist, or a fucking plumber, but built like Lindsey Pelas, you’ll be the HIGEST PAID worker in the category because of the monster tits, unless you take the fucking hint and move to LA where you can be a set of monster tits for rich people…

Anyway, an early BIG tits on instagram viral sensation, who used to monetize through the instagram brand deals that pay nothing compared to the OnlyFans money, is on a CASH THE FUCK IN…and she’s FINALLY revealing some TITTY….unless she’s shown her big tits before…I don’t keep track of that shit…but we’ll assume that she does it more for a paying crowd.

I am sure that the people who manage her ONLYFANS will be mad that I’m reposting her work, they don’t understand that this is marketing and promotion, saying “HOLY SHIT Lindsey Pelas finally pulls the titties out to the paying customers/fans”….you should probably get in on that because as you know, things slowly lose steam and she’ll have to get more and more hardcore to maintain the 100k+ she probably makes pr month doing this…that she’s now used to…and it could eventually lead to SEX videos…we can only HOPE right…

I think monster tits are a gift, a talent and she’s doing great things with them…so keep up the good work…those fuckers are bigger than my head.

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Lindsey Pelas went viral on social media early on because she has huge tits…she probably also went viral when she first moved to LA after realizing that people were into her huge tits….you know since LA is where dreams come true for the demonic people who end up there after sacrificing their souls to their overlord…..

That was about 8 or 9 years ago, but she’s still at it, probably from her premium subscriber site, but I found it on a random forum and figure if we’ve held her live that dream life by staring at her tits that weren’t even nude tits, in all her glamour modeling, it’s only fair for us to sneak a peak of them now that she’s made it and near retirement.

I don’t know what’s going on with the face and make-up, but I guess it’s a look, but the real question is when the boobs are that big and pretty exposed, you should probably not bother with the instgram face…or any other weirdness…

I mean, this is the motherload and she’s not even pregnant or a new mom….ENGORGED without the lactation….almost uncomfortably huge….a great thing to suffocate on when officially ready to exit this life….not that you’d be able to afford that but I am sure there’s a price to get it.

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Lindsey Pelas may be looking a little rough, too much of the face injections, but when you’re a girl who got famous on instagram for having big tits, who still monetizes those big tits, as you fucking should, they’re a gift from the overlords that give her a competitive advantage, since the world is so TITTY obsessed, you do what you can to keep the fucking dream alive…

And really, despite the face injection look all these girls have, her body’s still ridiculous, so it’s nice to see that whole Playboy girl of Instagram with the huge natural tits, was able to pull it off….and is still giving us tits we want to see cuz they are tits.

I have nothing against any of these girls doing the premium content, selling the nudes, faking to DM with nerd loser dudes with credit cards who can’t get pussy, I’ve been encouraging every girl I know to get naked for money for as long as I can remember, especially those getting naked for close to free…or likes and follows…

So it’s nice to see tits that know their place in the world…doing good quality titty content in an era of lazy bitches who get away with lame, a little too real…selfies…because people want that real experience…since it makes the fantasy feel more real…while I like the glammed up and overly produced experience…because seeing bitches being real, while still being fake and only pretending to be real, without actually trying offends me…put that effort in bitches…

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Lindsey Pelas is some big titty girl from Louisiana who has been around since instagram went viral back in 2013 and was able to take those massive tits to the fucking top of the LA sugar baby scene…that’s not to says that Pelas was fucking rich guys for money, I know nothing about her, it’s to say that her bit tits got her followers, her followers made her appealing to rich guys who like being around chicks other guys follow, because it’s got some sense of exclusivity even though it’s bullshit..but it’s the same reason rich guys fuck models that famous guys fuck…like getting some herpes ass whore’s herpes on your dick is awesome cuz they were from DiCaprio….I’m talking to you Nina Agdal and Bar Refaeli’s boyfriends…

Pelas, unlike most influencers hasn’t pretended to be much more than Glamour Model tits…she did Playboy, she’s done the men’s mags, she know the big tits were a gift to help her live her dreams and she embraced that male audience jacking off to her….she now charges them to see her tits…and is probably getting paid like a nude model with her own members site, which is not a new concept should….

The new concept in the nude model sites is that the girls doing the nude modeling were girls who pretended they were more than just bodies to jerk off to…giving into the pressures of selling panties, feet pics, etc….cuz they can cash the fuck in on it…

Anyway, it’s nice to see tits, knowing they are tits, for dudes who like tits…so here are those tits to remind you that not all “instagram” girls who have had success are trying to make you jerk off to their morning rituals, or their beauty routines, but rather still into the whole TITS GET HITS and HITS get me paid…hustle…

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Lindsey Pelas Naked, does anyone care?

The first time I wrote about Lindsey Pelas and her massive tits, she had 700k followers on Instagram, the platform she uses to build that pervert fan base. Now she’s got 9 million. I am sure 90 percent are fake followers she purchased for 1 dollar per 1000, as these influencers do, but her tits are silly enough to assume some of the audience is real, just there for the tits…

I have not followed her career too closely, I found her gross from the first time I Saw her, maybe because of the plastic face, I just don’t like that look, it’s too cheesy for me…or maybe it was cuz of her shitty titty content that was basically boring as fuck….

She’s a self proclaimed “Genetically Gifted” girl…that is her IG bio….in reference to the massive tits…

She was smart enough to whore out them tits consistently for all these years as American men love massive tits….

It didn’t lead to a massive career, but millions of people will follow tits… because tits, when they are borderline gross, is enough to find an audience and thus a quality sugar daddy….to breast feed..

So this is her nude, I’m sure something people pay good money for, cuz people have awful tastes…and like me are blinded by dumb fucking tits….

What it comes down to…the world needs girls like this…

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