Lindsay Pelas is some Louisiana born set of monster tits that went viral on the internet thanks to early social media knowing what’s up.

I don’t know if her titty empowerment would go as far as it did if she was to launch her tits into the world as anything beyond just being massive tits.

It was a simpler time in 2014 when magazines and websites didn’t fear celebrating the big tits, they didn’t care if they were called misogynistic, or discriminatory, or that they reduced women down to their tits…they grew up on sex sells, on tits get hits, and posting pics of a bitch who is clearly only being posted cuz of her tits, and addressing that when posting the pics, instead of trying to polarize it into some other bullshit empowering narative….helped this one survive.

Oh those were good times, when Bros weren’t foodies in skimpy shorts talking craft cocktails and fashion choices….like the queers they always were…

All this to say, she’s still got the tits.

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It is Halloween, which means the whores come out in droves for all you perverts to jerk off to….because it is the one day, like the purge, where you can dress up like a rapist or sexual assaulter or someone who has been mentioned in the #metoo movement like a Louie CK…where you can get away with asking all the girls if you can jerk off to them and at least one will be like Sarah Silverman and say yes, as friends…and others will complain that you were abusing your power…

Halloween used to be a time when whores who were conservative let their inner whore out, and where whores that were whores got more whore, but we live in an era where everyday is Halloween, a performance, where conservative whores don’t even exist..and they are all a bunch of whores…

So here’s Lindsay Pelas….in costume like every other day – only for Halloween.

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Lindsay Pelas is one of these instagram whores – who is so low level – and irrelevant that dudes, mainly bros, follow because her tits are fucking absurdly huge and even magical…up on some hormones in the food or just interesting genetics –

She uses her tits as a tool to get ahead, and rightfully so, they are a wonderfully huge talent and it would be a fucking crime if she didn’t use them before the rest of her fattens up, and catches up to her tits, like every busty girl I’ve ever known, when her metabolism slows down at 30…

It’s safe to assume she uses her social media to get paid for sex, because the brands hiring her are not paying much, because they know her audience and worth is all in the tits…to jerk off to…for big titty fetishists, which is pretty much everyone, even if big tits aren’t a prerequisite to fuck, they are magical when they happen without obesity.

I don’t like giving these low level attention seeking whores attention or credibility – but magical tits always win…they always get the best of me – when I get nothing from them because they are cheesy, Vegas-y and into money..but for the record – I posted her first tit video that went viral before 99 percent of people – so she owes me a motorboat / full contact lap dance…etc.

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