Aubrey O’Day is a pretty hilarious personality from yesteryear. You know a solid, but not THAT solid since she’s obese, but a solid in the figurative sense of the word, memory of a reality star in the height of reality, who made a career for herself, who had big fake tits, who likely fucked Diddy, Don Jr and Mike the Situation or the other Jersey Shore, I never watched the show….and who didn’t translate to social media quite as well as she would have hoped….

Just pure fading to obscurity, barely anyone knows who she is, resorting to some comical edits of her body, comical adjustments to her face to TRANS her out, since all these bitches look trans, especially when they hit 40, and seeing her promote bongs on 420 is so bottom of the barrel, it gets me hard.

She used to have it all, now she’s selling bongs on the internet like other chicks sell tit pics to incels, it’s all so weird, but fun to see unfold knowing the cunty egos they once had and now the dragged through the mud TAKE anything desperation they NOW have.

BONERS FOR EVERYONE…

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I remember a few years ago, there were some paparazzi pics of Aubrey O’Day that I am not going to find, but that I am sure you can google, that showcased a 600 pound lifer….

That’s not to say she weighed 600 pounds, but she was fucking HUGE, school-bus-like, you know a full fledged fat chick….while still producing half naked content for her social media….

It was one of those “is she using filters and photoshop apps that aggressively”…because you can totally Brian Wilson yourself and go into hiding for a few years, eating basically all day from the comfort of your bed, only releasing old pics, curated pics, or super fucking edited pics…

Everything on the internet is a fucking lie, that’s why I always say “It’s just the internet” and if you don’t have a filter or ability to spot the fake chick, you’re forgetting that dudes have used filters to look like hot chicks….

You could go and use a filter that costs 500 dollars to make, that turns you into Madonna, or a pirate, or a cat….in a “realistic” way….

That should makes you pretty suspicious of the things that the world leaders and media can put out there with endless budgets..it make me pretty suspicious..

Now, I don’t know if Aubrey took COVID seriously, and bought into the whole “get healthy and you wont get sick”…remaining thick enough for her demographic of dudes into thick bitches, just not WALMART line up thick….but I’ll buy into this potential lie, only cuz the tits are huge enough to distract from the rest of her that is likely huge…

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The last I heard of Aubrey O’Day was that she was 350 pounds and looked like she was hit by a bus, but her social media account was all glossy because nothing on the internet is real. That’s not to say that she was actually 350 pounds or that she was hit by a bus, it’s just to say that I am sure she looks substantially better in photoshopped pictures posted to the internet, where nothing is real….

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Aubrey O’Day is terrifying and plastic.

She’s the Making of the Band winner who made the band they called Danity Kane, it was a Diddy Reality Show where he created a band, and had at least one hit with the band, but the deal was probably so skewed in his favor, that O’Day likely made no money off it, but it put her fat ass on the map.

The rumor back then was that she was fucking Diddy….then she feel off and got fat, but ended up on Celebrity Apprentice where she is rumored to have fucked Don Jr, his marriage ended shortly after the rumors surfaced, so it’s very likely….I guess she’s got a thing for fucking the hosts of reality shows that she is on.

Then she got seemingly fit, despite being fucking huge….she dated a Jersey Shore contestant, maybe The Situation….they broke up and she turned to Instagram…

Throughout her entire existence as a D-List, she’s been getting more and more work done on herself, as she transitions to life as a full on sex doll…you know like all the other muppets…

In more recent times, she was hit by the paparazzi where they showcased just how fucking fat she actually is, implying that she, like all infleuncers figured out that if they don’t leave their house they can basically rebuild their entire body to be “hot” or “Kardashian-Like” which is not hot, they are in on this mutated body dysmorphia shit…

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE – WITH HER DOGS – I MEAN…..

Anyway, Aubrey goes so aggressive on it, she’s not even the same fucking person, but in an attempt to reclaim her look, since her SKINNY TEA campaigns rely on her not being a fat bitch, she’s tagged Daily Mail in this ass pic to prove she’s fat but not THAT fat….and conveniently she did it against a white wall where she can erase 50% of her fatness…

The point is the internet is a lie, these bitches are lies, and all mentally fucked, but more importantly, when Daily Mail features your lame and forgotten fat ass, you gotta try to milk that story, in hopes that maybe people will care…when really they should be mad that all these instagram pics are so aggressively edited…lises to their fans…lies to their body acceptance…just a bad message across the board, but one you’d take if you were as nasty as this monster.

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I know that Aubrey O’Day is some 40 year old fat chick that you barely remember but if you think hard enough you’ll remember…because she was on some DIDDY making of the band TV show that I think was actually called Making of the Band, because I can’t remember basically anything, from conversations to sentences I am writing out mid-sentence….but I can remember Diddy’s show was probably called Making of the Band, despite never seeing it, fuck you internet for turning me into the worst version of WIKIPEDIA ever…

That said, she did Celeb Apprentice, fucked Don Jr, got fat, fucked black dudes, got fit, fucked a Jersey Shore contestant…found facetune or the iphone photoshop and thought “I’ll push my hotness on here” with the most over the top filtered shoots of her being provocative…and now she’s clearly lost her fucking mind official…all these women eventually lose their minds official…because she got a tattoo that goes up her entire fucking body, turning her into what you’d probably want to imagine your decomposing body looks like underground….a nice floral arrangement….cuz you dead….

What I am saying, any redeeming qualities this woman had in trying to be fit and hot are officially “she’s got mental fucking problems”…and we can retire Aubrey O’Day’s jersey as she goes on to do things like “Inked Magazine” and other tattoo conventions. She’s trash.

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Aubrey O’Day is out here reminding all you fat chicks, that if you get fit, people will like you better and that you don’t even need to get fit, you can just get fat sucked out of you and injected into your ass and face the more opportunity will come your way…even when you’re totally fucking irrelevant….

Because Aubrey was pretty fat before remembering that no one likes fat chicks…not even fat chicks…even when they try to lie to you about feeling sexy and empowered…

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When Aubrey O’Day is not out there milking off Don Trump Jr’s name to get into the media, you know to secure some headlines, she’s doing the weirdest fucking slutty photoshoots at 35, looking like a bootleg Kardashian thanks to all the cheap an accessible cosemtic procedures that turn women into muppets…and so many women buy into that muppet look…like fucking drones…you know the same type of people who LOVED the GAP in the 90s because everyone mainstream loved the GAP in the 90s….are now treating face injections and ass injections and fat sucked out of stomach for instagram like they did the Gap….

What I am saying is that these people don’t even know what is hot, what they like, they just know what they think people like and jump in to get a piece of that pie…which in and of itself is pretty desperate and lame but you don’t need to take my word for it…just look at the pics she’s releasing…softcore middle aged instagram porn and it’s fucking weird…

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