Aubrey O’Day has turned herself into a muppet, but not the Jim Hansen kind of muppet people would frown on you for fucking, like they frowned on him when he used to fuck his muppets, because there is no way his muppeteering wasn’t driven by some weird sexual fetish.

Aubrey O’Day is more the kind of muppet you’d want to fuck, like a sex doll, all filled with face injections and other injections, to not come across as a mid 30s year old woman.

All the porn chicks do it, the Kardashians do it, society doesn’t turn on this, but throw money at this which I don’t full understand because it’s weird looking, but then again society is celebrating men with implants on hormones…so it’s just a reminder we’re all fucked up and fucking crazy…and that Aubrey O’Day..weird or not – still got it going on…keeping up with the Kardashians and such.

Here she is in Video….

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Your girl Aubrey O’Day is back at it. Some Diddy Fucking, Don Jr Fucking. Big Fake Reality TV tits, that morphed into a fat chick, and morphed back into big fake everything….and she’s putting out a new Music Album, despite being in her 30s and too old, she’s figured she can get all the injections the other bitches are getting and end up looking like a Russian Sex Doll, with big old lips, a smooth injected face, and a smooth fat fake ass, that she knows how to pose proper…

Aubrey O’Day is good, I am a fan and I support her next Album and Tour because I support girls who don’t give up, who keep on trying, but realize that focus on looking like something black dudes like to fuck, and things will work out for you, unless they are a Kardashian, in which case things work out for them, but I hate every second of it, and I think they should all be taken out back and shot….while Aubrey O’Day needs to be worshipped…all soaking her pussy to get it nice and clean for you…probably not possible after fucking DIDDY…but maybe the minnows eat off the calluses

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Aubrey O’Day is on her second or third life as a celebrity. I think she’s in her mid 30s, but as the Kardashians have taught us, they can be 300 years old but look like a porn star, thanks to all the jacked up face injections you can get for cheap….it’s all a scam, all a lie, but Aubrey O’Day got a set of tits at a young age that carried her through sex with Diddy, sex with Donald Trump Jr….sex with Jersey Shore star she had the reality show connection with…and has always been various levels of hot….

She’s one of the most searched things on the internet, her comeback is real, and here to jerk off to, because her fake ass is out there for all of us to say “you don’t need to be a married housewife at 35, you can still be sexualized, it’s not too late to be sexualized, if you’re enough of a slut about it”….Big fan.

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I have been ignoring these Aubrey O’Day comeback tour pics for the week….

That doesn’t mean that I don’t appreciate Aubrey O’Day or her bringing back Danity Kane in an era of comebacks…because young people are morons and need remixes of things that were, rather than creating new….

I don’t know one Danity Kane song….but I guess people do and for that reason alone…they need a new album..like the Spice Girls if the Spice Girls never quite made it…

I do remember it being a Diddy Show on MTV, who are struggling, where Aubrey fucked Diddy, and made a name for herself….before fucking a Don Jr Trump while doing the Apprentice…back when she was fat, before realizing how easy it is to troll instagram with angles, fillers, and being as hot as Aubrey O’Day is into her post Jersey Shore fucking revival…

I’m a fan.

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In case you haven’t heard, I am a huge fan of Aubrey O’Day and her attempt to make a comeback from a career that wasn’t much of a career, but that she was considered a celebrity for, at least enough of a celeb to be on Celebrity Apprentice where she may have had sex with Donald Trump Jr, because rich slimy dudes like blonde sex doll looking women, even when they are at their fattest, because she was at her fattest…

But I guess with the advancement of cosmetic surgery thanks to social media people trying to stay young and hot forever, she’s been able to scale back those fat years, and come back out swinging – so you all get to stare at her older, wiser, media manipulating tits as we should and hopefully that will back out and give her more life, a second career, and all that good stuff…

I am a fan…I believe if you can look like a sex worker, and not the homeless ex stripper addicted to drug who suck dick for a warm shower kind, the kind you can’t afford to fuck but jerk off to on the internet… without being an actual sex worker, the world is your fucking oyster….cocktease into your 40s is what I say.

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Aubrey O’Day is on a comeback tour, because I guess MTV is bringing back everything that ever worked for them in a scramble to figure out how to become relevant again…

I guess they don’t realize that buying a few MEME accounts on instagram is the answer, it’s where they will find the young people, and it will account for far more eyeballs and impressions than their original content they spend millions on.

I wonder if Viacom, who I think still owns MTV, realizes that if they were to spend 10 million dollars on Meme accounts, lets say 50 meme accounts, they’d have a bigger audience than any of their shows ever…..and they could have 10 employees run it…and they wouldn’t need to have all that overhead owning all those networks….

It’s a DIY world, no one gives a fuck about MTV…

But they are brining back The Hills, a show the kids they want to reach never heard of, and they are brining back Danity Kane, because the 90s were a good time, and thanks to some smoke and mirrors, fitness and face injections – Aubrey O’Day looks fucking legendary…better than ever…like a sex worker, sex doll, porn star, it’s hot and I believe in whatever the fuck it is she’s doing….

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Aubrey O’Day is a fucking legend…yes she’s that old, she’s been around that long, but after breaking up with her Jersey Shore idiot she was with, you know as she was heading back to white after going black and stopping with GUIDO along the way, the transitional period where she actually wanted to fuck a monkey….

Well, she saw all the whores getting attention being whores, and knows how easy it is to be a whore, so jumped on it…I mean social media has is a joke when you’ve made it pre-social media as a whore…

The interesting thing about her, is there was a time she was fat and horrible looking when on the Apprentice with Don Junior Trump….literally ON him….but that allowed me to learn that she understood marketing, and probably should have won that series…and this is the proof that she’ll take it upon herself to get this done….getting it done…the right way….

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Aubrey O’Day is a wonderful creature – straight from celebrity Apprentice – who doesn’t complain about the President or his using the N-Word…whatever N-Word that may be…and she doesn’t get mad when he calls a cunt like Omarosa a dog…because she is one…and she doesn’t sell out his son the she fucked – for having a small pecker even though he looks like a muppet and it didn’t get her the win on the show – so she’s gone back to the drawing board after living off her Jersey Shore boyfriend who made a lot of money not evading taxes but rather DJing….and the drawing board is fucking amazing.

I mean sure she’s old news, an old timer, but with the proper use of angles, filters, filers, and fake tits….she’s got it going on….I mean sex that shit up while looking like a sex doll because you can…and that is feminism. That is empowering. That is wonderful.

I am a fan.

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