As ridiculous as Aubrey O’Day is….you have to kind of love everything that she’s doing…

It’s like it’s a troll, or a parody, of the way the internet is…and in being a troll or a parody…she’s actually getting some traction.

Before the face injections and the slutty outfits, she was a big set of tits from Celebrity Apprentice and Danity Kane Making of the Band Fucking Diddy Fame…that literally disappeared for at least 3-4 years…

She went from fake titty white girl making the band, to PHAT ASS WHITE GIRL making the bandleader cum, to getting fatter and fatter and fatter…ending up on Apprentice…before disappearing to finally settling on a Jersey Shore dude to keep her as relevant as she could while taking up fitness and reinventing herself…like she had to to get back to the white market who are more opeen to fat ass girls now than they were when she was real fat…as long as they look like weirdo sex dolls…

So here she is riding that trend out and all it took was 10k in face injections, some fitness, some lipo and a willingness to show off her kardashian looking body in slutty cheap miami hooker clothes…and it’s magical to see that level of low level….hustling like an insta thot trying to get into a Rap video / knocked up by a rapper….

I appreciate her work.

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Aubrey O’Day is hilarious on her quest to be an instagrammer

What the hell is this angle, and why do I like it so much…

It’s pussy forward on some plastic as plastic as they get woman that no one even remembers or cares about….but she’s taken it upon herself and fully decided it’s time to make noise again, in one last hurrah or something that I’ll never understand when I see these women do it, but that all these women do it, like they are all built and programmed to be sexualized porn chicks…and if they aren’t buillt to be sexualized porn chicks, they sure as fuck try to overcompensate with fitness, gym, plastic surgery, hair and make-up a whole lot of ridiculousness…that Aubrey O’Day has figured out is the best way for her to market herself…clearly..

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The only offensive thing about Aubrey O’Day and her bottom feeder from a decade ago – back to bottom feeding approach to life – is that she isn’t doing it through a sex tape…

She’s got massive amounts of surgeries and face injections, making her look like some kind of sex toy or cartoon character you weirdos jerk off to, because I know there are people out there jerking off to cartoon characters, and it’s almost funny, almost said, totally irrelevant….but should be presented in the form of a sex tape..

I guess this pig needs some attention….but at least she doesn’t look as piggish as she did when she was at her fattest, she found fitness and sucking the fat out of her to pump back into her ass, and has really committed to that.

I guess there doesn’t come an age when a woman because less shamecuz her hustle isn’t working out as well as she thought and this is the only way she knows how to do it….I’m ready for the sex tape….but I guess sex tapes don’t happen anymore, these low levels just get patreon.

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Aubrey O’Day’s got a big fat ass, in a big fat bathing suit, in some big fat clickbait, that is likely not even her real ass, because that’s the kind of world we live in, one where a girl get her ass injected and her gunt sucked out to have some kind of comeback, whatever kind of comeback this is, and the whole thing is about as magical as the royal wedding, because when trash surfaces to the top, thanks to manipulative tactics, they’ve learned in their prostitution….I feel excited to know the world is still dumb fucks.

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Aubrey O’Day is working pretty hard at her comeback tour…

I know taking a slutty picture of yourself half naked isn’t really working hard…but she’s in her 30s and had to spend at least 6 months and a lot of money on the surgeries that made her look like this…as part of her comeback tour…

Then there’s the whole no one caring about her at all…so she needed a top tier scandal to matter….which took orchestrating…

And then there’s the whole getting into a bathing suit, and showing up somewhere,to have pics taken…which for a lazy bitch can be a struggle…

I think the life lesson in all this is that thanks to surgery, you call all look like french Canadian muppet looking strippers….at an affordable rate…and that you should never give up being the slut you are at your core…because there’s always more slut in you…

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Aubrey O’Day is nude because of course she is…she’s got the interest of the people again and that’s so important to a fame whore who loves attention and who doesn’t want to admit that she was barely a one hit wonder thanks to fucking Diddy, his reality show…and slowly getting fat when Danity Kane expired…because despite being the only one in Danity Kane you remember, you racist, this fake titty trashcan wanted more….she even dated one of the Jersey Shore dudes before his comeback tour to try to get it..despite having gone black for so many years…she moved her way back into the scene via GUIDO..

Point being…she’s showing off her floaters she’s always had in her pool, the floaties that we want to see, despite not caring about Aubrey O’Day or the fact that plastic surgery is less invasive and she can look like a bigger porno whore than she used to…

I’m just surprised this nude pic isn’t gaping asshole…you know as she angles Don Jr Trump Jr to help her in her quest to be the next Stormy Daniels…

I am a fan…and you should be too…she’s an American hero…

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Trump’s little assistant from his show Aubrey O’Day – who I guess owed Trump a favor, jumped into the mix of Trump scandals, I am sure at their request, because they are just a text message away for her, as she was on their show, because apparently she’s a celebrity….and she’s jumping to it…

It’s like she had that jacked up instagram / porn face long before instagram existed since she’s old…and now that girls are out there getting famous, doing things she’s been doing for a decade, like fucking rappers….while she had to go through it the old fashion reality show way and really manipulate people into giving her a chance…

While now all girls have to do is set up shoots with perverts and post that pervert shit, find a scandal to ride, since no one remembers you, and comeback to the world in one last hurrah..

It’s like one of the challenges on the Apprentice…and she’s not quite winning yet…Lil John is…but it’s happening…

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