Tara Reid is rocking some hard nipples on her fake tits that are miraculously strapped to her zombie corpse body and that for some reason haven’t rotted off of her….all while dressed in a late 90s outfit…because the late 90s are her glory days, and if she tries to channel that era, which is making a comeback in the media…maybe she can make a comeback too…

The superstar of the 90s, who decided to retire from acting to become a fulltime partier, girl partied around the globe for a fucking decade before trying to make a comeback with straight to NETFLIX garbage movies she hoped would go viral and she’s no Kirsten Dunst, who was also a wreck for a long time, but who is now killing it….

Because Tara Reid is still a fucking wreck who has been basically a fucking wreck the last 10 or more years…it all started when her really bad fake tit fell out of her dress….a fake tit no one who had ever dealt with fake tits before could understand…like how could a celeb with big budget get botched tits, while the crackhead stripper with fake tits she got in some third world country rocked amazing fake tits….it was one of the great mysteries of the early 2000s….forcing her to retire, medicate through parties, and turn into a fucking zombie corpse….but look at her now…in her 40s and definitely worthy of a round, even just for the story…a “I got AIDS from Grave Robbing Tara Reid”…sense of purpose and accomplishment…the kind of thing you’d put on your Epitaph…

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A little thinspiration, so thin it could be dead for you on a Monday..

Tara Reid in a bikini is always an interesting / spiritual experiment that puts all of our bodies and souls to the test…

It’s like when you see a monk starve himself for 60 days, or spend a life of not speaking, or when you see crazy Nordic people jump into the frozen ocean in some sort of release the demons, shock your body, live longer tactics I’m not sure actually work….

Only, it’s the Tara Reid in a bikini version…..still terrifying, still a shock to all of our systems, still a mysterious looking thing, with bolt on tits bolted on by the worst plastic surgeon ever, in an era when girl had money to pay for the best tis…..but more interestingly…an ass and stomach that is melting off her so hard she doesn’t have a belly button anymore…

BUT…at least she’s skinny, and I guess, despite looking like a corpse, still alive….because her clearly anorexic, perpetual party girl who traveled the world having a permanent spring break, didn’t involve doing any fitness…and shit’s fucking petrified…or whatever this is…

In a lot of ways, like a horror movie, it’s magical, even iconic, not for being good but for being bad, that ass looks like Freddie Kruger’s face…and I don’t think I’ve ever expereienced anything quite like this…

But…at least she’s skinny.

Fascinating…really.

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My brain doesn’t think in PUNS but I know that I hate buns whenever I realize someone is using a PUN….I think “why the fuck is that retard making that stupid fucking PUN”… only after I catch onto the PUN…because my name doesn’t even recognize most PUNS…which is why I was both so proud and so mad at myself in a KNOW my enemy kind of way dropping what I’m sure I’ve heard on other sites or in the media when reference TARA REID…maybe it was on some social media bullshit or TINDER where the bitch named TARA called herself TARAFYING….but in this case…the TARA is actually terrifying, not just some drunk college girl at some bikini EDM party in her profile pics, who thinks she’s terrifying because she gets drunk and fucks dudes off tinder…but terrifying in that she’s a living fucking horror movie…a tribute to that dude who just died that made Night of the Living Dead….a zombie…half dead…and it has and always will be porn to me…

Maybe it’s her wonky tit job, her skinny frame, but I think it’s her commitment to the party when she had a solid career going for her…WEIRDOS…

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Tara Reid is a fucking Corpse, but in being this Zombie that she is, the living corpse walking from Spring Break party to Spring Break party, she’s become a bit of a legend….teen comedy movies to perpetual party animal…to botched fake tits…to Sharknado to whatever the fuck this is…where she’s still partying…she’s been consistently a fucking mess on all fronts…and I’ve loved it all…

I mean, these pics of her panty flash aren’t as fun as her dead corpse pussy flash that I distinctly remember happening in the past, but that I am too lazy to google, but they are still fucking amazing and I just can’t help but wonder what it smells like…

She always looks half dead, unhealthy, now mangled like a cheap hooker, and I can only imagine her pussy meat is in the same condition and I love that…

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Tara Reid doesn’t need a costume on Halloween…because she’s a fucking living, breathing, corpse…

But I guess she felt like dressing like some slutty Santa, or elf, or something that showcased her showcased her very flat stomach and skinny half dead legs….

I don’t know about you, but I fucking love skinny chicks, especially in this fat chicks taking over our life….making these girls who look all anorexic or drug addict chic…a rare occurrence..but that doesn’t mean it’s not a great occurrence…maybe even a miracle occurrence…it must be a miracle…amazed they exist…because after years of the perpetual spring break party and probablynot eating…getting all skinny…she’s not dead…even if she looks it…

I am in love….but that could just be curiosity from wondering what her pussy smells like…

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She’s at an event in a video shot in a way that looks like how she probably sees the world…all blurry and twisted…

A video posted by Tara Reid (@tarareid) on Oct 23, 2016 at 11:49am PDT

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Apparently there was a Tara Reid / Jenny McCarthy fight on her radio show…

Tara Reid is Amazing, I mean mainly amazing because she’s not dead – yet looks like some kind of walking corpse – the kind of body any necorphiliac in trianing, you know – the kind of person not quite ready to fuck a dead body would like – and I’m sure based on her level of skinny that she probably doesn’t have much energy to resist or thrust back…and if anything sticking your dick in her may end up with her uterus all over your dick – like she was Courtney Stodden after her miscarriage we can assume was never a pregnancy – because fame whores are disgusting…but not as disgusting as Tara Reird’s body training for some zombie apocalypse straight to NETFLIX film she’s been preparing for the last 10 years of her life – by being dead on the inside… and dead looking on the outside…

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I don’t know why I find this picture so good, but it probably has something to do with Tara Reid being a magical creature sent from heaven, or maybe that should be in heaven, because she’s been a walking corpse preparing for her peak Oscar winning role as a dying of cancer meth addicted stripper trying to raise her black baby with learning disabilities in a small KKK run town in the deep south….after her years of retirement spent drinking everyday like she was on spring break for a decade after being an it girl in all the hit movies….

I used to love TARA REID and I guess I still do, but that may just be because she looks too weak to run from my advances…if I was there trying to midnight molest – something college girls call rape these days – she wouldn’t even know and I’d be wrist deep in the driest vagina ever…facing no resistance…just a spiritual experience.

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Tara Reid is alive..and a skeleton…but at least she invested in her tits, so that no matter how close to MUMMY or death she gets, she’ll always have massive bulbous breasts to play with….all while giving her a great advantage in casting for low budget Horror Movie characters, where she can play the scary evil grandma…or the anorexic 50 year old and not require much make-up….because really that’s all she’s qualified for…

BUT I am old and remember when she was the hottest thing ever, and I remember those days and these bikini pics make me wonder where it all went wrong…does spending a decade hard partying really destroy you this much..and have to ask…how the FUCK would anyone let her post these, oh right, she doesn’t have a team anymore…because she’s poor…maybe that’s why she’s not eating…spending all her money on meth not cake…

I’d still get up in that though…even if it smells like it looks… death…

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