Tara Reid is rocking some hard nipples on her fake tits that are miraculously strapped to her zombie corpse body and that for some reason haven’t rotted off of her….all while dressed in a late 90s outfit…because the late 90s are her glory days, and if she tries to channel that era, which is making a comeback in the media…maybe she can make a comeback too…
The superstar of the 90s, who decided to retire from acting to become a fulltime partier, girl partied around the globe for a fucking decade before trying to make a comeback with straight to NETFLIX garbage movies she hoped would go viral and she’s no Kirsten Dunst, who was also a wreck for a long time, but who is now killing it….
Because Tara Reid is still a fucking wreck who has been basically a fucking wreck the last 10 or more years…it all started when her really bad fake tit fell out of her dress….a fake tit no one who had ever dealt with fake tits before could understand…like how could a celeb with big budget get botched tits, while the crackhead stripper with fake tits she got in some third world country rocked amazing fake tits….it was one of the great mysteries of the early 2000s….forcing her to retire, medicate through parties, and turn into a fucking zombie corpse….but look at her now…in her 40s and definitely worthy of a round, even just for the story…a “I got AIDS from Grave Robbing Tara Reid”…sense of purpose and accomplishment…the kind of thing you’d put on your Epitaph…
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!