Tara Reid is alive..and a skeleton…but at least she invested in her tits, so that no matter how close to MUMMY or death she gets, she’ll always have massive bulbous breasts to play with….all while giving her a great advantage in casting for low budget Horror Movie characters, where she can play the scary evil grandma…or the anorexic 50 year old and not require much make-up….because really that’s all she’s qualified for…
BUT I am old and remember when she was the hottest thing ever, and I remember those days and these bikini pics make me wonder where it all went wrong…does spending a decade hard partying really destroy you this much..and have to ask…how the FUCK would anyone let her post these, oh right, she doesn’t have a team anymore…because she’s poor…maybe that’s why she’s not eating…spending all her money on meth not cake…
I’d still get up in that though…even if it smells like it looks… death…
