Some people don’t like when girls are posing in the “Shitting Position”….becasue they don’t like thinking about the food allergies and intollerences that a bitch has when she’s trying to be sexy time…..

I am not one of those people, my friend STEFAN is, but I am not, because I convinced myself at a young age that women don’t shit, so as far as I’m concerned, the shitting position is just the butt sex position, and sticking my dick in to hold back the floodgates of potential feces….that can’t be potential feces since in my mind women don’t shit….and even during the anal sex when shit ends filling up my pee hole, I talk myself out of it, it’s something else that just looks and smells like shit….until I bust and am forced to face the truth of a dirty ass bitch who clearly doesn’t starve herself right.

So the THONG’s flaw in not covering asshole, that shows the window of the soul, the asshole when bent over, isn’t a flaw at all since girl ass doesn’t shit in my mind, so why wear underwear at all….DRIP everywhere, DRIP strong, with vigor and passion….but if you’re going to show your asshole in a modest and clothed way, the thong is a key article of clothing for that…..so here’s that round-up.

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Assholes are the window to the soul…

The asshole unites us all, so be happy at how inefficient the thong is at covering it, so you can see an asshole while the owner of the asshole feels less exposed and vulnerable, so what the thong lacks in function, it makes up for in spirit, and for asshole fans it makes me hungry, lickin’ it for the fecal transplant, give me your gut biome for my health….

Here are some girls in thongs with assholes…..fun.

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Asshole Behind Thongs are a glass half full situation….because you know the girl with diarrhea or a shitty ass is cursing out her underwear choice when in a thong unable to capture and render all of it….like a good old fashion feces eating panty should….while you’re thinking “at least you can see the asshole when she bends over”.

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The thong is a failed panty that got so much hype because we were all used to panties so big we couldn’t believe they weren’t categorized as a shirt pant, you know the granny panty that you needed a granny ass in a diaper to fill….

I guess people were just so excited on the trend of scaling back the fabric on panty so that you can see more ass, because it’s always about seeing more ass….that they didn’t looking into functionality.

It’s one of those things where if we’re trending in the direction of seeing more ass, and more and more women, both whores and professional, which I guess are the same thing since whore is a profession, but I mean serious professions not shoving cock in you for money….you know the normies who adopted the thong, like the bikini wax, like the yoga pant, like the sexting, like the selling nudes, like the fucking on camera for your only fans…it’s been a process….

But yeah, when it all goes down, you’re too busy jerking off to it to realize that “shit, the thong is totally flawed when it comes to shit”…and I know what you’re thinking “girls don’t shit”….which I am totally on board with, so the asshole that’s peeking from the thong is strictly there to stick things in, so maybe that window to the soul, the panty that allows you to feel clothed while “red eye” mooning your puckered star, isn’t all that ineffective, poorly designed, at all.

I mean, looks good to me.

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Asshole Behind Thongs showcase the flaw in thongs, which is the win for perverts who like looking at assholes that are barely covered by thongs, which I’ll assume is everywhere last motherfucker out there….It’s a one man’s trash is another man’s asshole behind a thong, because really, as a panty the thong is fucking trash….at least for the core purpose of my underwear, which is keeping my asshole off my crusty old stained sweatpants….you can’t dress like a cowboy everyday no matter how much we identify as a cowboy..

As far as I’m concerned, it’s a soft sell approach to getting a girl to show you her asshole, like a negotiating tactic where we all know we’re there to see the asshole, but we collectively play modest and pretend it’s the thong..

“put on a thong, take a pic of it, no bend a little more, I want to see how much of a thong the thong is”…..you know to see the asshole peeking back at me like a scared raccoon caught late night in your trash….yes that was a weird analogy for a raccoon…ANALogy…KILL ME NOW…

It is the WINDOW to the soul…LICK IT UP.

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All these weeks of doing ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG, I thought I was just doing some scientific research, some product research, some trust the science experiments, some Bill Nye the pervert science guy peer reviewed studies in the inefficiencies in the thong panty design….some measuring the fecal matter where thonged asses sat…knowing that this generation of asshole, is far bigger than the skimpy fabric covering of the thong.

Apparently, the asshole behind thongs have been intentional! These aren’t accidents, but rather a way to post an asshole on scoial media without being seen as a whore….but when the girl posing is on some weird sex doll ass/pussy you probably have a few of in your closet of loneliness, makes me think this is less crowd sourcing between girls on the internet to compile evidence for a class action suit against thong companies not doing their marketed job of being underwear….and more some “LOOK AT MY ASSHOLE”..

WORKS FOR ME.

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The most important thing to ask yourself about asshole behind thong is whether the thong is too small to cover the asshole, or whether the asshole is too big to be covered by a thong that would traditionally cover the average sized asshole, as you’d imagine they’d do market research on this to find the sweet spot in thong width to give the most coverage on an asshole. It’d be a research job I wish I was involved in, since I love assholes, they are the window to the fucking soul and the confirmation that you’re getting the full picture of a bitches nakedness…..I guess I should have done math and sciences, so that I could be out there measuring assholes, which I pretty much already do..but without any of the tools…MY TONGUE IS MY RULER…..

TRUST THE SCIENCE…

THAT MEANS IT IS WORKING…

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Some dudes like asshole because it’s where the shit that they beg for on their chests comes from….GERMANS….right…

Some dudes like asshole because they pretend that girl’s don’t actually shit, even Amber Heard, who according to court documents shits the bed….but we’ve conditioned ourselves so hard to make a dirty asshole into a sexual orifice that wouldn’t taste the same when licking it if you think about the shit that passes through it multiple times a day because ladies actually shit a lot.

I like the asshole because it’s a sign of seeing about all you can see in a sext, I mean I guess actual fuck videos or dildo videos are the next level of that, but the asshole is that breaking the ice that takes you there and for that reason alone, the thong is the best fucking prop because some of these girls pretend they aren’t showing asshole at all, and anything to make the landing a little softer, to make them feel less slutty while writing things like “I would cum so hard in that ass you’ll be burping it up ACID REFLUX, if only I could still cum, you cock teasing whore….imagine what your dead relatives are thinking of you right now…”….you know impotent sexting, it’s a thing….

So here are some assholes behind thongs.

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Thongs have failed in protecting bare asshole from leaving marks on pants from dirty whores lap dancing with vigor…. But have won in showing asshole to the ppl who want to show their asshole to the world but aren’t the kind of whore who takes her panties off….you know you gotta draw the line somewhere and some clubs don’t let you remove the bottoms in your private dancing routine….

As someone who believes the asshole is the window to the soul, both those things are wins…I’ll sniff that skid mark all week.

Here are some asshole behind thongs.

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Glass half full shit…

If you’re a girl with a dirty ass wearing white pants, you probably hate that a thong doesn’t cover the asshole enough to avoid what could be publicly humiliating damage.

If you’re a girl with an asshole fetish, which seems to be what a lot of girls have, they may see the visible asshole behind thong as a bonus….

One man’s trash, is another man’s gold, the foundation of most relationships….a thong is a trash panty for panty functions but a golden panty for people who want to see asshole behind panties.

I dig it, but I also like to think the asshole is the gateway or window to the soul, the asshole is the coveted SEXT, because that’s when you know you’ve got all she’s got to give and you have to actually set up a meeting to fuck because you’ve capped out the orifices to negotiate pics of.

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