Some people don’t like when girls are posing in the “Shitting Position”….becasue they don’t like thinking about the food allergies and intollerences that a bitch has when she’s trying to be sexy time…..

I am not one of those people, my friend STEFAN is, but I am not, because I convinced myself at a young age that women don’t shit, so as far as I’m concerned, the shitting position is just the butt sex position, and sticking my dick in to hold back the floodgates of potential feces….that can’t be potential feces since in my mind women don’t shit….and even during the anal sex when shit ends filling up my pee hole, I talk myself out of it, it’s something else that just looks and smells like shit….until I bust and am forced to face the truth of a dirty ass bitch who clearly doesn’t starve herself right.

So the THONG’s flaw in not covering asshole, that shows the window of the soul, the asshole when bent over, isn’t a flaw at all since girl ass doesn’t shit in my mind, so why wear underwear at all….DRIP everywhere, DRIP strong, with vigor and passion….but if you’re going to show your asshole in a modest and clothed way, the thong is a key article of clothing for that…..so here’s that round-up.

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