Thongs are so inefficient…and that’s a good thing for the asshole lovers out there, which I’ll assume is everyone because they are WOKE and appreciate that the ASSHOLE is genderless…you know asshole lovers for political reasons…and not for straight up anal loving which I’ll assume ALL girls partake in…which is wild to someone who remembers dudes begging for anal and I’d laugh knowing how desperate they were to get shit on their dicks because it was TABOO or not standard fare….it was almost like a group of jocks in the locker room after a big win, it’s not queer, it’s hazing…only now the ASSHOLE is the new pussy…and here are some THONGS performing terrible…failing all product testing….in a good way.

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Assholes exposed from behind the thong is like a spiritual experience. The kind of thing I’d write a love song for, because it’s just such a beautiful thing that has been created by the evil underwear conglomerates or monopolies when they have their annual underwear conferences that happen in secret locations each year…when they say “how can we launch a new panty in lockstep, so that the world thinks they need it”…because they don’t care what brand you buy, they just care that you burn all the panties you already own and replace them with the new…they come from the same underwear factories anyway…all made by the same children in said factories…

What I am saying is that a thong was marketed for the lack of a visible panty line, especially for when you wear some white pants, but what they forgot is that it also reduces the surface area of the fabric that would have otherwise caught your shart….so you’re more exposed, might as well not bother with panties at that point, but not all girls are into the free drip….I guess..

But since the asshole unites the people, the genders, the woke and the unwoke, the vaccinated and the unvaccinated, the rich and the poor…wearing a panty that allows you to show your solidarity to the assholes of the world….ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BEND OVER…is probably the VIRTUE SIGNALING WE NEED…instead of this mask bullshit…right.

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Asshole’s behind thongs…no shit.

It’s a thong…

The only thing it’s covering is the asshole.

Real clever girls who want the world to see their asshole….but like to be subtle and clothed while doing it.

Asshole’s behind thongs…with shit would be worse.

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One man’s trash is another man’s gold…is that how the expression goes? I have no idea, I just assume all trash is trash and even if I am stuck with it and okay being stuck with it, it’s still trash, just tolerable trash…never gold…because I am not an idiot…

Meaning, if a fat divorcee with two shitty grown kids is dropped by her original husband, as a drunkenstepfather, I move in for the free rent knowing that no one else wants her, but deep in my soul…and I guess on all levels…I know she’s some left on the curb old lamp of a woman that no one wants…I’m not going to trick myself into thinking anything but…even if I can tolerate it…

The point is, the THONG is pretty trash as a panty, it doesn’t even cover the asshole, one of the key things you’d want from a panty…but to other people, the thong is pretty GOLDEN for the same reasons it’s trash…and that’s because seeing asshole is a lot of fun, and playing up “but you have panties on so it’s not slutty”…is just negotiation tactics that work!

So if you want to see an asshole, ask your sexting partner, because I assume you hav one or pay one for THONG pics….assuming she’s not already sending asshole pics, since the world is full of exhibitionists showing their assholes..which I guess is a glorious thing…in a time when humanity is probably at its worst…we get to see asshole which is the best.

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The asshole behind thong is a reminder of how inefficient the thong is as a panty, yet despite it’s lack of coverage, so many girls were brainwashed into only wearing thongs, thanks to propaganda…

I WONDER WHAT ELSE PROPAGANDA would make a woman do….or really ANYONE do…

The asshole behind thong is also a reminder than the thong, despite being inefficient as a panty…DEFINITELY not the POISE absorbant underwear for bitches who piss themselves doing YOGA, I’ve seen the commercials…it’s still amazing because you get to see the asshole when in the thong..

So girls, who want to flash their asshole, without being slutty and naked, can do it by putting on a thong…

Why would a woman want to flash her asshole you ask? Have you been on the internet, have you sexted, do you not know the asshole is the gateway to the fucking soul…it’s the ultimate in SEX to know you’ve seen all a bitch has to offer…

It’s also the gender neutral orifice….not that you should think about gender becasue the people who do are the fucking worst…

I repeat, people gotta stop putting thought into this gender shit, like it’s a science or a University class…because it is nuts, people sit and analyze what their gender means to them or some shit, when really, it doesn’t mean anything to anyone, no one cares…if you’re a girl who likes peeing standing up, then pee standing up and fuck off, if you’re a guy who likes wearing thongs, or who likes fucking himself up the ass with his tucked dick in his ass, then do that…WE DO NOT CARE and we do not need to hear it…you over analyzing pile of bullshit..NO ONE CARES…just do what you fucking do without explaining it on the internet in text book like terms to make it seem like it is anything but fucking INSANITY.

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I like to think that the best gift a girl can get this Christmas is some slutty lingerie, maybe a THONG or a Dozen THONGS, not because I like underwear, I prefer a bitch who airs her shit out, maybe because I’ve experienced too many clammy, locked away for too long like a misbehaving child, or maybe a sick person on quarantine, pussy…and airing it out is better…

But I like to think the best gift to give a girl, even a stranger, or the bitch at the coffee shop you assume is cute because you can’t see her dick or moustache under her mask, because the gift of a thong, leads to the gift of the ASSHOLE flash to all the people who come across her internet porn, as all girls internet porn, especially when they are just wearing thongs, despite showing asshole, it’s just a panty pic you pervert…STOP SEXUALIZING them with your TOXIC masculinity…PERVERT.

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Like you….the thong is FLAWED, one could say PERFECTLY flawed, because from the right angle, all you see is a huge ASSHOLE….not to say all these girls have huge assholes, just to say that you are a huge asshole…so as an asshole, with an asshole, into looking at asshole, because you’re progressive and WOKE and know that the other ORIFICES are off limits, especially now that you only have sex with transgenders who haven’t transitioned, they may not even be on female hormones, like that swimmer who has been in the news because he beats his female competitors by something like 15 minutes, when swimming is usually won in milliseconds….but who cares about that..you’re progressive and if the hair is long enough, the dress tight enough, the huge cock attached to the asshole becomes the hottest PUSSY ever…

Point of the story…I LIKE ASSHOLES….I LIKE THONGS….I LIKE ASSHOLES BEHIND THONGS…and this is the PROOF of that.

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This is where I quote the lyrics of THONG SONG and call it a fucking post….

Only I’m not even going to bother posting the lyrics….I’m just going to call it a post…

LET ME SEE YOUR THOOOOONG…..

Or your asshole behind thong, because that’s the whole point of thongs…ISN’T IT….

I mean if your panties don’t also showcase the ring around your anus…ARE THEY even panties….

EXACTLY…..

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The THONG is the most flawed panty out there because it doesn’t cover the asshole, which is what you’d want out of a panty, especially if you’re a whore who has had her asshole blown out from all the mileage it’s had…you know…no way to keep the asshole drip in.

HOWEVER, that’s the glass half full, loser mentality, when we know that to every bad thing, there is a good thing, to all darkness there is light, you know ying yang shit, and seeing an asshole behind the thong, since the asshole is gateway to the soul, is pretty magical..

THE ASSHOLE unifies us as a people, we all have one, or most of us do….

So as the system tries to divide us, while patronizing us, over race, vaccine status, gender…as these world elites with all their money are telling the rest of us how to live….we have to remember we’ve all got ASSHOLES…

So celebrate the assholes….we are in this together….and staring at assholes is fun. COME TOGETHER…literally.

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Rudolf “Rudi” Gernreich invented the thong.

I’ve beed doing this ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG post for over a year, which means every week I post assholes behind thong and say the same shit, like that it’s a marketing scam, like most things, where they made girls feel inadequate and insecure if they weren’t in a thong, like the bikini wax and I guess vaccines, and so many other things that Kardashians are brainwashing people with, it’s just a scheme to prey on retards to line pockets…then I go into the whole thong being even more hilarious of a scam because it doesn’t even cover the asshole…which the internet has figured is a loophole to get their assholes out there, the unifying orifice….we all have one…except people who had their assholes sewn up due to disease, rocking their colostomy bags…but even they HAD an asshole at one point…just cuz they can’t use theirs doesn’t mean they aren’t the unifying orifice….I don’t believe in ruining everyone’s asshole fun, because a group doesn’t have an asshole and can’t relate…I’m an asshole like that…and I’m not even behind a thong.

Anyway, after a year of this, I only googled the thong today to see that Rudolf “Rudi” Gernreich invented it. It is a panty front with a half- to one-inch strip of fabric at the back that sits between the buttocks….most assholes are bigger than half an inch to an inch I guess.

So historians think the thong was a close relative of the loincloth, but it took some pervert to market it. Apparently it was first released in 1939 and the Mayor of New York – LaGuardia made th strippers wear them by law because he wasn’t too into their pussies being exposed for public health and decency but he was into visible asshole…that’s ok…even though more disease comes from SHIT….than from pussy…but whatever..it was the 40s…

Which brings us to Rudolf “Rudi” Gernreich who invented the TOPLESS bikini before the THONG in 1974….a TRUE hero…maybe they should replace the Thomas Jefferson statue they just took down because FUCK history of a country or founding father shit….we’re a culture of ASSHOLES BEHIND THONGS….give the people who made a real relevant difference in our lives…with things like the THONG…more shine…

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