Asshole behind thongs are some of the best content the internet has to offer, which is why I waste my time posting them on this site for you to enjoy the spiritual enlightenment that comes with looking at an asshole behind a fucking thong because it’s not quite a bare asshole, more a teasing asshole trying to tickle our interest in assholes, without being too SLUTTY and exposed, even though….it’s all fucking slutty…that’s the era and when there are assholes behind thongs, allowing us to see the asshole, experience the asshole, while being an asshole….when the girl just thinks she’s being cute….

Are assholes the new smile, a little flirty, like a wink at the grocery store and if so, when will the asshole wink, behind the thong or othersie, be the new customary way of saying HELLO HUN, CAN I GET YOU A CUP OF COFFEE….in the near future diner of dreams..

Maybe we should do a soft launch and just make t-shirts for girls with a print of their asshole across their chest, you know to ease in their comfort level of showing the world their assholes in public places….we can make it a crop top they don’t need to wear a bra under to make it adequately slutty….maybe that’s the business I need to launch….ASSHOLE TEES….

In the meantime, let’s look at these assholes being assholes, what assholes.

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The Asshole Behind Thong is a reminder that bad product design doesn’t mean there’s no benefit to the product design….

So the THONG is a totally inefficient underwear in terms of covering the asshole…but it does great things to fight panty lines, not that anyone cares about a pantyline, if anything it’s just something else to jack off to…but you know, they made the panty line a naughty thing remedied by a panty that doesn’t cover your asshole…even though that’s probably the thing you want to cover up.

BUT THE THONG is totally efficient and showing some assholes…and the asshole is the gateway to the soul, the uniting orifice, I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again…because I only have so much to say and you’re only here for the pics.

I don’t know why I don’t just cut and paste old posts….I SHOULD.

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What’s in your cart is my kind of game show that I play with myself when I go to the grocery store to stand around in a mask to check out the bitches of the grocery store in their leggings…when you’re too old for clubs and bars, that’s what you do, plus girls dress sluttier than ever, the grocery store outfits are usually more revealing than the club outfits of 15 years ago…YAY for progress…

Shopping Cart Mysteries…is a lot like ASSHOLE behind thongs…you know, never sure what the asshole on the ass will look like…but you know that it’s probably there….and thanks to the thong it helps you reach your conclusion faster..

Today. I saw a girl with two bags of pork rinds, a jar of tomato juice, sour cream and chicken livers….and thought…what kind of monster is this…until seeing another girl with yogurt and white claws thinking…that’s the dinner of millennial champions…both were not as impressed with my cucumber, vaseline and duct tape….the only way to walk through grocery stores, they’ve even got a meme for it.

Today, I also rounded up about 100 pics of girls who want you to match their asshole to their ass and to their thong because the thong is totally inefficient in the best way!

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Assholes are the gateway or the window to a person’s soul, which is why I ask every girl I am demanding NUDES from to send me a pic of their pussy with their asshole in it, so that I know they are real…so that I know they aren’t just sex dolls…but rather living, breathing, and shitting creatures…not that women shit, but there are rumors that they do…it’s part of their agenda to make you think they are just like you…

I mean unless you’ve fucked a girl up the ass before she took a shit and end up with shit on your dick…which will totally discredit my asshole science…..

FINE…maybe women shit, but I’ll just pretend they don’t…like I was the designer of the thong….who clearly didn’t factor in potential moments of blowing your ass up after let’s say Taco Bell, or Laxatives used as part of the fitness program….you know…this motherfucker clearly thought “girls don’t shit themselves”…

Works out nicely for guys like me who are into the asshole, who demand asshole with every pussy pic, cuz it allows girls to show their assholes, without having to ever take the panties off…

WHY DIDN’T I INVENT THE THONG…oh right, cuz I am a useless fuck incapable of achieving anything, luckily there are other people to do it for me.

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Asshole Behind Thongs….Give me a Joke because I don’t have one…

I guess you don’t really need a joke to appreciate scam they don’t package as a scam, but rather as marketng.

A little, TELL THEM THE OLD KIND OF UNDERWeAR IS FOR OLD LADIES, GET THEM ALL WEARING SLUTTY UNDERWEAR…

Like the social distancing stickers on the floor of your grocery store, which in Canada are made by the premiere of Ontario, who is now worth 50,000,000 dollars since COVID, thanks COVID for being so generous to the same people LOCKING US INSIDE…the people at the company are laughing at us…”THEY WILL PAY PREMIUM FOR A PANTY THAT DOESN’T EVEN COVER THEIR ASSHOLE”….you know a joke..or a win…LESS FABRIC more money…and we won’t be able to keep em on the shelves cuz people are idiots…

You know that whole “if your friends jump of a bridge, doesn’t mean you have to” lie they raised us with….which turned out to be “don’t be an outlier”….”don’t take risks”….”be like us, the group over here, there’s comfort in that, and if we jump off the bridge you won’t even know you’re jumping with us, because you are our slave”….but yeah…if the group says THONGS…the THONG vendors get rich as shit and the group said thong…

The good news is that the asshole, the window to the soul, is a universal orifice for the inclusive woke generation of no gender…we can all come together through our assholes…and if that’s not UNITING THE HUMAN SPIRIT like it was a CHRISTMAS MOVIE…I don’t know what is.

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You have to ask yourself if the THONG was designed to show off the asshole when bent over, or was that just a bonus….was the THONG inventor an asshole fetishists just so into the asshole knowing it was the window or gateway to the soul…or was he just tasked with creating, normalizing, and marketing through propaganda a PANTY LINE killing panty….you know get it on celebs, shame women with panty lines, cancel the full back panty, rebrand it the GRANNY PANTY, so no young girl trying to be hot will ever buy a full back panty…they’ll NEED THE ASSHOLE SHOWING THONG….

I know I say the same thing every week, but I need to know was the asshole flash part of the design? Or an added bonus that slut monetizing their content figured out….

Does it matter? No….we like looking at the asshole…it’s the GATEWAY TO THE SOUL….even if the panty’s not the most efficient in absorbing asshole drips…like a ROASTING PAN you’d probably want a panty to be capable of achieving…because you want to catch all those DRIPPINGS to make that GRAVY….

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This is a glass half full / glass half empty argument, which a friend of mine was telling me about the other day, yes, I have a friend, barely, but he counts…

He isn’t deep into this satanic agenda, corporate takeover, lack of humanity, fear porn, book of revelation, mark of the beast, control of a society, own nothing and be happy, build back better, live on a tracking app that will only allow you to live, travel, shop if you are well behaved….in a they don’t give a fuck about you TAX FARM CATTLE because we are their fucking slaves..and we’ve been trained to just go alone with it…do what they tell us like the idiots we are…even when we know they are fucking with us….we let them bully us because they have the power over us…but they always have, so what’s the big deal, right…well the big deal is that they controlled us, we were ok with it….but they left us alone and now they are just being bullies…you know GLASS HALF EMPTY…

He is more o a follow the cult, far the virus, love the shot, not really like that people are leaving their jobs for medicine, but doesn’t see a big deal in them just getting a shot to keep their job, since it is just a shot and a duty society…if we want to get back to normal….not that COVID or VACCINE is the only thing going on…but he’s a GLASS HALF FULL motherfuker…

So to the glass half empty guy, the thong is a scam, an underwear that doesn’t even work as an underwear, because the asshole you shit from, has very little protection from the pants you wear, which is the whole point of the panty you’re wearing, unless girls just wear panties for show, which is possible…

To the half glass ull motherfucker, THERE IS AN ASSHOLE EXPOSED WHILE SHE IS STILL CLOTHED SO YOU CAN SEE HER ASSHOLE WITHOUT HER FEELING NAKED AND AFRAID…or exposed…and that’s great…

I mean the ASSHOLE is the gateway to the soul, not that anyone still has a soul, I mean they’ve lost their souls systemically the last few decades and are now just shells of humans…

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It’s like my creepy neighbor always said “it’s not about the size of your dick, it’s about the size of your butthole, now bend over”…we lost touch soon after that. I wonder if he’s been arrested yet

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The thong is so efficient as a panty…I mean it doesn’t even cover the asshole and if you’re like me and you live with a fat woman who has a fucked up hemorrhoid ridden asshole…you’ll know how fucking necessary a panty that covers the asshole would be…you know to catch the drips…like a drip pan used when making a roast turkey on thanksgivign…

The thong is so efficient at showing the asshole while giving the illusion of being clothed, or in panty, so that the girl showing her asshole doesn’t feel like a slut about things when showing you her asshole…and since the asshole is the gateway to the soul, or the window to the soul and something everyone seems fascinated by licking, fucking or jerking off to…it’s not a sex without knowing what the asshole looks like….

Which means its efficiency at showing asshole is more important than its inefficiency of catching the asshole drippings you’d make gravy out of…and that’s what this is about..

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The flaw in the thong is also the win in the thong…so remember someone’s or something’s inadequacies can be appealing to a pervert who will fuck anything….but has nothing to fuck…so instead he just sexualizes it…which in this case is encouraged…since it is an asshole and assholes are the gateway to the soul and the orifice of the people…all people….except those who have stoma bags…but at one point had an asshole…and know what they’re about even if they are phantom asshole now….however there is probably at least one person out there who wasn’t born with an asshole…and they shit out of their mouth…their moms probably smoked when pregnant….OK.

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