The asshole behind thong is the celebration of the thong’s weakness..

I’m sure you’ve seen these self involved idiots of the internet with their motivational speeches or memes saying shit like “your weakness is your strength” which by definition makes no sense…but when I realized that a thong’s weakness as a panty is that it doesn’t cover the asshole…the very orifice it is supposed to cover…because of it’s weakness…I realized…that it is also it’s strength…

You see, because seeing an asshole without pulling off the panties is a subtle way to show the world your asshole, without being slutty about it…and for that…we love the ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG…

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The asshole behind thong is actually an inspiring story…a story of conquest, of survival, of redemption, of making the best out of potentially shit covered situation…it shows the resilience of women everywhere, capable of finding the best in an otherwise unfortunate situation, because as Celine Dion said so well in Titanic, the heart must go on…l

The thong, despite having songs made about them, by someone likely paid off by the thong consortium, make it a hit and everyone will trade in their old full backs for the new….but yes, the thong, despite all the hype around them when they first went mainstream, because girls follow all the trends when it comes to being hot, without ever asking a dude if they find it hot….like the shaved pussy…or being vaccinated…it’s just one of those “You’re a sucker doing what you are told”….cuz real dudes like bush, don’t like experimental gene therapy and don’t care what panties are since we’re just trying to get them off….

But yeah, thongs don’t cover the asshole, so butt shots in thongs show asshole, and instead of fighting it, be empowered….EMBRACE it…

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The Thong…a marketing scam, or maybe a marketing genius play that they teach in marketing schools everywhere….

They made girls insecure about their underwear and invest in a bunch of new underwear to be in style and on trend. They could not live with being some slob in GRANNY panties…when they can be slobs in thongs…

Functionally a thong doesn’t make all that much sense to me, what I like about them is also what makes them useless as a panty and that is what you see here today, and every thursday….the asshole flash when bent over even when it’s not really intentional….even if it’s always intentional….it makes for good entertainment…

I don’t know about your drippy asshole, but after seeing my soiled panties after a day of farting on myself thanks to bad gut bacteria is something better left in underwear than on couches…..

Hotness-wise, the thong isn’t really any hotter than any other panty, sure it’s less fabric, but since we’re just trying to get them off does the square footage of fabric used really matter…plus the thong’s been around forever, it’s almost played out, even bikinis are also thong cut, so seeing a thong or a full panty, or even a short short, is basically all the fucking same, we know you’re a ho.

The good news is, girls like showing their assholes, you know to prove they care, and the thong is a good way to do that without being too shameless about it….

I say the same thing every week, that’s my fucking intro motherfuckers, deal with it.

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I don’t know what the intentions of the THONG inventor was, but I assume it was strictly economical….

You know, less fabric, same price because with the right marketing you can make these dumb basic consumer drones replace their whole underwear archive because it’s outdated and no longer deemed hot, to something a little more modern and racy…

Save the full back panties for your granny, maybe start a campaign where we only refer to them as Granny panties and pay the media to call out any pantylines seen on celebrities, you know to shame them for their underwear choices and to make the common idiot get into credit card debt to fit in with the modern panty trends…idiotic…

I do not think his intentions in inventing the THONG, cuz you know a man was behind it, but yeah, I don’t think his intentions were to be a gateway to the asshole flash…no one could have predicted that a genderless world was upon us and that the asshole would be the most coveted hole, even when it looks a little too 3D like the header pic, what’s that asshole all about…maybe that’s the appeal…the asshole being the gateway to the soul…packing so much personality from all the adventures they’ve had…from prolapsed to uptight….pink to brown to red…extra puckered or blown out…I mean….the asshole man…and when behind a thong is wholesome..and just “accidental”….

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Asshole Behind Thongs….PRIDE MONTH edition…since everyone is an asshole and everyone has an asshole, it’s the gender unifier and the orifice all people can stimulate, gay or straight, but more for the gays….

Yes, it’s Pride Month, which I didn’t realize was a monthlong event, until it’s been shoved down my fucking throat the last two days….

My theory is a crazy one…and that is people should be proud of what they fuck all year round…unless what they fuck is illegal….but instead, thanks to the internet making everything some marketing opportunity for brands, they’ve decided to make it a month long thing for the LGBTQRST community, because they need the attention, considering EVERYONE is gay….

I do know that every brand out there is really taking advantage of the pride thing as a hook to get more sales and to signal how woke they are…but it is all so fucking stupid…

I don’t know why groups of people need to segregate themselves to show the world how unique they are…when we walk down the street and see you in your dresses, or holding hands, we see how unique you are…

It’s totally unnecessary and pandering, but people like it, it makes them feel part of something, either cuz they are gay, since everyone is gay, or not gay, so the world KNOWS they are on board for this gay thing, that NO ONE anywhere is really against or care about…at least not in this era…but for whatever reason they talk about gay like it’s this frowned upon thing…those motherfuckers need a time machine to understand what gay oppression actually is..

I don’t care if you’re gay or straight, or what your fetish is, unless it is of the illegal kind…and I really don’t think anyone does…so this song and dance is just bullshit….but asshole behind thongs…those are the real deal.

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I usually do the asshole behind thong post at the end of the day on thursdays, but instead I am doing it as my first post, which is pretty funny since it’s 2:30 pm, what kind of MEDIA empire is this…one that makes no fucking money…that’s the kind…so I’m not about to get up and GRIND or whatever the losers who pretend to “HUSTLE” on the internet say they do…while selling their nudes and building their personal brand…the fact I even bother updating the site is a fucking joke…I could be doing better things like travelling the world on my luxury yacht, or at least imagining that is what I am doing on some bender in a ditch…which is more my budget…BUT ENOUGH about me…despite how narcissitic having a blog is, I actually hate talking about myself…it’s obnoxious and not interesting…so HOW ARE YOU? Tell me your fellings, your likes, your wants, your dreams…or just look at ASSHOLE BEHIND thongs because thongs are ineffective at covering assholes, but thongs are also effective at showing assholes for those too shy to take pics of their assholes for the men who ask for the asshole pics cuz we know it’s the gateway to the internet…

I told a girl I called fat on this site years ago, the joke was great…”I’ve never heard of this bitch, like she’s never heard of a gym”….how that didn’t get me a book deal..I don’t know…just an example of the INJUSTICES around us….anyway, I deleted the post cuz she I asked me to, and I said that I play an asshole on the internet, but the truth is I am more into looking at pics of assholes on the internet…and I don’t think I’m nearly as big of an asshole as I should be…but some of these girls have assholes bigger than they should be…ENJOY.

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Asshole Behind Thong is a very important day, but don’t take my word for it….look at the asshole behind thong and think of the design flaw that is now a design win thanks to everyone being an exhibitionist anal loving pervert…who want to show their assholes but don’t want to be shameless or slutty…so they choose to do it with the underwear on….underwear that barely covers the asshole even though, based on my experience, underwear covering the asshole is a critical way to avoid getting shit, blood and puss on your soiled sweatpants….

I have said that the asshole is the gateway to the soul for at least a decade, so I predicted this genderless world of sexting perverts showing each other their assholes like a bunch of frat boys or jocks before they fuck each other to prove how queer they’re not….

The asshole in the sext means the girl’s giving you her all…hence why it’s the gateway to your soul…but recently, I was forwarded a story in the ATLANTIC that I’d link, but can’t be bothered because fuck those losers….that went on and on about how the asshole is an evolutionary marvel of all species…I didn’t read into it…but I think they may have quoted me in saying that the asshole is the gateway to the soul….GOOD OLD FASHION ASSHOLE NEWS….

Then I also read that mammals when stressed can breath through their assholes, so also another reason why the asshole is so good, even if you have HPV and it attaches to your asshole in the form of cancer like you’re Farrah Fawcett…or if you have other digestive ailments like a blood clot from you vaccine that requires two feet or METERS…since FEET are IMPERIAL and that’s racist…but METERS are metric so not racist….force your asshole to get sewn up so your shit goes to the STOMA BAG…and your asshole causes you Hemorrhoid and FISSURE grief…it’s still important and here’s some asshole…for you assholes by this asshole…

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As it turns out….thongs aren’t that great at covering assholes…and some of these girls are demonstrating that design flaw…some with more enthusiasm…you know really spreading their asses out to show you just how inferior a panty they are….despite how much hype they had when they went mainstream and every woman needed to replace the old with the new…a reminder that people do what they fucking told…when they are told by the right person…you see no one does what I tell them to do…even when I’ve romanced them by spiking their drinks….not that I do that, BARS are closed here…not that I would do that if they weren’t….and actually think most girls who pretend they were drugged were just blackout and it’s easier to blame some creeper with roofies walking around the bar to find a girl to drag out of the bar and into a cab in a “don’t worry she’s with me”….assuming her friends won’t hop in and say “why are you dragging our friend out of here….are you one of those drugists…and I don’t mean the pharmacy in the 1930s kind”….that’s not to say dudes don’t drug girls, it’s to say I know degenerates and they’d never waste their drugs on some headache….so I doubt that’s the norm or a real THREAT to women…

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ASSHOLES…and I guess it kind of is…since I wrote it.

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Thongs…the panty that no one really needed but that every women decided they needed because everyone is a mindless drone that do what marketers tell them to do…I mean it’s the whole “if your friend jumps off a bridge, do you?”….but despite everyone saying “no that’s absurd”…when push comes to shove and they are actually faced with the decision…they all JUMP….it’s pretty funny to watch…that moment where they lose themselves, their logic, their rational thought and just follow the leader like they were trained…funny.

So marketers watned to sell more panties, created a new panty style, or decided to modify an existing panty that was for special occasions and were like, let’s shame FULL BACK PANTIES and make every girl invest in a whole new panty drawer…

Well, it happened, thongs won…now most bikinis are thongs, but the most important deisgn feature in the thong is that it barely covers the asshole, so any thong shot, can double as an asshole shot, and in an asshole obsessed generation where everyone wants to lick, fuck, finger, insert things into their assholes, showing the asshole is the favorite thing to do….and when a thong is on…it’s not an asshole pic…just a thong pic…simple…

So here are some asshole flashers hiding behind their thongs..

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I remember when I was about 10 years old, new to the culture and the people, and being taught what a red eye moon was. It was at some camp retreat bullshit thing where we spent two nights doing shit like sing-a-longs and fucking nature walks and canoeing…some charity bullshit…and the first night, the teacher, who was our 50 year old school teacher, decided to teach us what a red eye moon was…so here’s motherfucking pulling down his pants and spreading his asshole…screaming RED EYE MOON to a bunch of 10 year olds…and at one point I remember him taking a paper towel roll and farting through it….and within minutes all the other kids started doing “RED EYE MOONS” too…I didn’t…because I was harder to manipulate even back then…because I didn’t mind being the outsider who didn’t show his pervert teacher his asshole in the weirdest sexual predator game ever….I was smarter than that…but I was scarred by all I saw that day….trauma…trigger warning…here’s some asshole…be careful if you’ve been fooled by the RED EYE MOON trick the kids in my class were tricked by too….

I’m just taking shit, I don’t get traumatized, that she was fucking criminal though, I am still into assholes, looking at assholes, smelling assholes, fine dining on assholes, being an asshole…and these assholes are good…

BUT THEY AREN’T ASSHOLE PICS….they are THONGS pics…The asshole pic, without it blatant asshole pic, because there are thongs involved, I guess that makes it a low key red eye moon….one you’d want to see…

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