The fun way to show the world your asshole is to do it in a thong so it seems less obvious and more like a Janet Jackson tit being pulled out at the Super Bowl viral stunt that you could pretend was an accident…a little “Oh, I didn’t realize my asshole was in that pic, I was just showing off my thong”….because showing off thongs is a normal thing to do now…when girls in the 90s would be so embarrassed if they showed the top of a thong accidentally because they were bending over to pick something up….the whale tail before that became a trend…because empowering the upper thong and making it a fashion statement was the CURE to shame from wearing a thong…you see girls have done the empowerment thing forever….their DE-SEXUALIZING themselves by over-sexualizing themselves, until that gets boring and they need to go deeper….what was once a whale tail is now a full asshole pic…EVOLUTION motherfuckers…

I am into it.

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I was just reading 13 times you should never wear a thong, they include:

1 – In Tight clothing like spandex leggings can interfere with air circulation. But damp, tight clothing is an even worse offense: It can foster bacterial growth that disrupts your vagina’s healthy balance. Bring a fresh pair of underwear (and pants if you’re prone to swamp ass) to keep things fresh after exercise.

2- You’re wearing a short skirt. If your skirt hikes up when you sit down on, say, a subway seat, you’re better off in a bikini brief. Go bare-assed in a public place, and you could sweep up bacteria and viruses that rival those in a porta-potty.

3- You’re skipping your daily shower. Daily washing with gentle soap can help reduce skin and vaginal infections. If you don’t hose down at least once a day, you’ll raise your infection risks.

4- You’re changing your tampons next to never. While it’s unlikely that your thong could make your tampon string rub up against your rectum, then drag it forward to infect your vagina, it’s not an impossible scenario.

5- You’re not using condoms (and you have multiple partners). This risky move sets you up for infection on its own. Thong underwear could cause additional irritation, increasing your susceptibility to contracting an STI.

Good to fucking know….you sick fucks.

Apparently, you should ALWAYS wear a thong when trying to lowkey show the internet your asshole…while not being a straight up whore…but rather a subtle whore who keeps her panties on when showing asshole..in what is the gateway to full asshole pics…but more comfortable and easy to accept because a thong is there to make it wholesome…

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They say, or at least I say, that the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul. I don’t really know why I say that, but it’s probably because when you get the asshole pic out of a girl, you’ve pretty much gone all the way with her, whether you know her personally or not….the asshole means you’ve seen it all…and sure you can build from the asshole pic to things like her fisting herself, her pissing herself, her fucking or sucking dick, you know it’s a sliding scale because the asshole isn’t entirely the most HARDCORE a girl can go…you know this, you watch porn, but once you’ve seen the asshole, there’s pretty much no where else to go…you know it’s a “But I’ve already seen your asshole”..

For whatever reason, the asshole flash is something everyone, especially this generation want to do, and the thong is a great garment to make those dreams come true, because it doesn’t fully cover the asshole, letting the asshole peek through…without being a blatant asshole pic….

I am sure the girls who figured out the thong selfie had asshole in the pics were really excited because showing the asshole is an exhilerating thing and not just for a gay dude…for anyone into asshole…which is basically everyone now…it unifies us as a species….since we’ve all got assholes…while being assholes…so here’s the gateway to asshole selfies…by hiding them behind thong..

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ sister who by looking at her, you’d doubt was actually her sister, but with that last name has been able to do as much as she can in being a low level influencer, reality TV star, you know all the worst shit you could possibly do, but the same shit that people of social media strive for…..I know at one point she even had a clothing partnership with an American brand…basically ALL because she was Kate Moss’ sister who has zoro of Kate Moss’ star power, hotness, body, thing that made Kate an icon in an era when you had to be an icon to be seen as an icon, while this one rolls through like a pig going to trough, all bulky and shit, taking whatever scraps she can pick up with the last name, and people look on like she’s accomplished something besides being Kate Moss’ sister. WEIRD…right…but it’s a lazy generation of clout chasers and Kate Moss is clout….

They aren’t official sisters, just half sisters, hence the fat gene this one’s got, unless she’s just the sister who ate all of Kate’s food growing up, only I think there’s a 20 year age difference and Kate was arm deep in Johnny Depp’s ass by the time this one was born into Moss family 2.

I will say that despite being dumpy and a mooch, I still think she’s lovely enough….but that could just be because I see her ASSHOLE behind her THONG….

….and guess what…IT’s ASSHOLE BEHIND THURSDAY….because asshole’s behind thongs aren’t just for the rich and famous – they are for all girls who wear thongs that are more narrow than their assholes…which is great, since the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul…or some shit….and some shit….

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It’s Asshole Behind Thong Thursday where I sit and wonder if the girls showing off their assholes are intentionally showing off their assholes or is that just the side effect of the thong design, you know it’s underwear, but it only covers 10 percent of your anus, so that if you’ve got a sloppy anus from injury or ‘roids, you’re shit out of luck, that discharge is hitting your pants…

Cleary the thong not covering an asshole in full is by design, you know some dude likely invented the thong to give girls complexes about pantylines and other things men don’t actually care about, so that in a panic of fitting in, they swap out all the old to bring in the new….that patriarchy is manipulative and I guess bitches are too weak to protest trends…

But the thong selfie, that doubles as an asshole flash, is clearly more about the asshole than the thong, otherwise their asses wouldn’t be spread so you can see the asshole.

I don’t know why the asshole gets so much love, since it’s where shit comes from, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t licked an asshole…

I used to say a hot girl was “Hot to trot, but she still had to squat” which I guess meant, despite being hot, she still shits, making her a little too “real” to me…so maybe showing the asshole is like baring your soul so that the people seeing your asshole have seen all of you.

I don’t know, but these are thongs and the assholes those thongs barely cover.

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Here’s a philosophical question for you:

What is a thong without an asshole peaking out of it?

The answer is not a thong I’d want to ever know…

Because the whole point of a thong, even when pretending it is to fight the pantyline that I never saw as an enemy…but that the underwear industry saw as the enemy and made all women change their approach to panties, throwing out the old and in with the thonged new….that’s how moneys make billions…tricking you fucks…

I mean, I never understood why the thong was even considered underwear because the most important thing about underwear is capturing all the discharge from the ass….it’s grosser that the pussy discharge…which can be gross but is still from the pussy and I like pussy cuz the government and Big Pharma and the media hasn’t turned me gay yet!

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Earlier today, I ready that pussy is not an xmas present…but that butthole is..so here’s some asshole behind thong for those of you tired of pussy but still into lady holes…so long as you’ve got the same hole so that you can truly understand the kindness of them letting you up inside them.

I don’t know what the obsession with asshole is, I figure it started with selling nudes, because after you get the pussy pic, there’s only one place to go from there…that’s not to say I don’t eat or fuck ass when the opportunity presents itself…it’s just that anal was always the back-up plan, the birth control plan back in highschool, the virginity plan for Catholic girls…it was a period pussy alternative…you know a functional and practical thing not all girls were into…but those who were wasn’t anything special because you were still getting shit on your dick…hence the pussy being the better option….but people are fucking excited by assholes…now more than ever…the gateway to soul, the unifying orifice we all have…the genderless fuck hole…you know what I am saying….

The thong is the gateway to the asshole pics, the barely need to pull it to the side to show the asshole because the thong isn’t thick enough to cover it, allowing girls shy about their asshole to give a peek into their asshole…without it being a straight up asshole pic…it’s a thong pervert…ignore the shit hole stain…that’s just a consequence of THONG design…I’m into it.

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Asshole Behind Thong Thursday is the most wonderful day of the week……Holiday Season and every season….because the asshole unifies us as a species and in the woke, annoying, celebrate mental illness, genderless world…we need that unifier to know what to fuck…plus the younger ones are all about the asshole…since we all have assholes…

The thong is the gateway to the full asshole pic…for the shy ones I guess,…or the ones who want to charge you to see the full asshole….it’s the clothing item where you can remain clothed while showing your asshole…and that’s important..

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Everybody wash your assholes….because it’s Asshole behind Thong Thursday!! A day to celebrate assholes behind thongs…because the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul….and the asshole is so modern of an orificie that it’s gender neutral…..and an asshole may smell like shit cuz you shit out of it…but all the kids like to eat it anyway…so the unifying asshole is most easily release or unleashed to the internet by posing casually in a thong…a little peak to the discolored, is the gateway to post more hardcore…you know because this could technically be seen as a panty pic to a girl who tells her dad she doesn’t need that summer job because she’s selling lewd pics on the internet…but don’t worry, she won’t humilate the family because she keeps her panties on…and asshole behind thong is the grey area panty on…so you can feel morally sound participating in the fun…while all us perverts look on…

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Asshole Behind Thong Thursday….because the asshole is the most woke orifice since all genders have it.

We are united as a people because of the asshole…

The thong is the panty that allows modest girls to show off their assholes without blatantly showing off their assholes…while blatantly showing off their assholes…but they have an excuse, an alibi, a “it’s not my fault the thong doesn’t cover my anus, it’s a design flaw”….when really it’s a marketable design feature because I like looking at assholes, while being an asshole, because assholes are the gateway to a woman’s soul…show us your soul ladies…

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