It is pretty funny that THONGS became all the rage in the panty industry, at least for the consumer because it’s clearly a far less functional product design….it doesn’t even cover the asshole which is probably one of two things a panty-wearer would want to cover….so it’s literally doing a half assed job…

Yet, praying on the emotions of the panty wearer, making them think that their more efficient panty was out of style, ugly, for old ladies, not very modern, not very sexy, nothing but embarrassment and instead of taking it to the streets to survey men on which panty style they would be turned on by if a girl they brought home was wearing them….to which I will guarantee you they will all say “I don’t care”…because we don’t care…

So the panty manufacturers, thanks to “marketing” which I guess is just emotional manipulation for profit, got to sell a ton of thongs to replace and update panty collections…and it all had less fabric than traditional panties, fraction of the amount of fabric, but that they don’t have to lower price on…ULTIMATE SCAM.

Now that the THONG hype is over, THONGS are being used by girls to show their assholes without explicitly showing their asshole…even though their asshole by definition is explicit…you get what I am saying…it’s the easy entry level asshole flash that takes some shine off the asshole flash and makes it more a “panty” shot.

Yes, I’ve over thought this….

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The thong may be a huge scam by the corporate shills that were trying to figure out ways to make more money and came up with “If we shame women for their granny panties, they’ll collective burn them and buy all new thongs, we just need them to think thongs are hot and granny panties are not”…..they succeeded…I am sure a billion dollar in thongs were sold per month since they made that move…but despite it’s flimsy design…the granny panty with the granny panty part cut out….it comes with an added feature…a bonus feature…a window into the soul of the women in the thong…because shit doesn’t cover their assholes…it’s just sort of grazes their asshole….allowing girls to show you their asshole..while pretending it’s a thong…BONUS FEATURE….

Which is why, I like doing these ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG POSTS weekly…so many girls in thongs showing you their asshole like they are showing you their thong…

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We’ve got assholes, we’ve got thongs….we’ve got assholes behind thongs….step right up….

My biggest life regret is not being a CARNI, I think like would been substantially better setting up games and rides for shitty children with other degenerate, convicts, drug addicts, homeless people, orphans, etc….

Maybe I should transition DrunkenStepfather into a touring circus…where we will have assholes…we’ll have thongs…and we’ll have assholes behind thongs…

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The say the eyes are the window into the soul so you better go stare at as many eyes as you can before it’s too late because I heard that the COVID Vaccine is stealing people soul, or at least their spirit….and that people who like getting high aren’t getting high since getting the vaccine….and I’ve heard that the vaccinated don’t have DREAMS anymore…this is some crazy shit….

I’m pretty autistic, so I don’t really look at people’s eyes, especially not when social distancing that doesn’t work, wearing masks that don’t work…

I’m more into the theory, which is based on FACTS, not opinion, that the ASSHOLE is actually the GATEWAY to the soul…..not a window, because you can’t see into it, just the trap door to get to the soul…so if you’re smart, you’ll start a business based on reconnected the vaccinated people to their soul by going through their asshole with your dick….you’ll get so much old lady feces all over you…LUCKY DUCK…

That said, the unifying orifice in this era of confused people, mainly children, being manipulated by school and parents to think they aren’t the gender they were born, but all genders, even the silly ones like TRANS NON BINARY….(STAR WARS SHOUT OUT)….have an anus…so nothing like showing the asshole for solidarity, even if you’re shy and want to keep your pants on…or panties on…because luckily the asshole is designed to show anus rim and that makes them useless panties…but not everyone showing asshole wants to do it nude…

Point being….ASSHOLE BEHIND THONGS!!

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The thong is likely the most annoying panty for a girl to wear, but we don’t care about a girl’s comfort…not to mention so many girls are probably shamed and trained to wear thongs, especially in this porn generation of chronic masturbation, where they’ve rubbed it out so many times, they don’t even feel the thin underwear fabric cutting into them, but instead they see it as a way to show a lot of ass, avoid panty lines, and barely cover anus…but instead use the panty for what it’s for….a drop cloth for pussy mucus…

Anyway, the nice thing about the thong is that it is the gateway to asshole pics, where women don’t even realize or care that their asshole is visible, they probable like that it is, because they can pretend they are clothed in their thong and the asshole is a malfunction, even when it is strategic….since assholes are super fucking popular in this generation….since we all have em…and since people are bored and like being filled to divert from that boredom….

So here’s girls in thongs with assholes…

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I almost forgot that it is Asshole Behind Thong Thursday….which is the best part of any Thursday because it’s got all your favorite things…thongs and assholes because assholes are sometimes broader then the thong fabric…meaning the asshole peeks its little asshole nose out at you and winks all without the girls who owns the asshole feeling like she’s posting a nude….it’s just a thong people…get your heads out of the gutter…you see these on any lingerie ecommerce site, are you saying they are porn sites too? Exactly..this is just panty modeling by amateurs..united by the genderless / gender fluid…ASSHOLE…

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The bonus feature on every thong is that it barely covers the asshole…which means that the thong has always giving the spectator a view of the asshole…but it wasn’t until girls became sexting machines into slutty selfies for attention that we really understood what that meant…which was that we could see a girls’ asshole, or a percentage of her asshole, while she was there thinking she was full clothed….”IT ISN”T A NUDE SELFIE”….but I can see your asshole and the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul…

Assholes have never been more popular, so asshole behind thongs doesn’t just exist…it fucking thrives….girls, who want you to see the asshole, or to pay them to see the asshole, giving previews, taste tests, samples like they work at COSTCO or really any grocery store….you know either old retiree or ex con’s offering you a piece of a cookie…only better…which is saying a lot cuz free cookies are magical just not as magical as asshole behind thongs!

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Did someone say it’s Thursday?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!

IT is the day we celebrate the BONUS FEATURES on the DVD that is the THONG….not that you know what a DVD is, this is the internet, we are all robots….

BUT the unmentioned functional design element of the STANDARD thong is that when a girl takes a pic of her ass in the thong, you can usually see her full ASSHOLE…

It’s the underwear that doesn’t protect your pants from ANUS SEEPAGE….it’s strictly there for the pussy seepage…so watch out for any thong wearing girl’s pants on day three of wearing that thong…that’s the kind of thing you’ll get friction burn from when you jack off to it…

Here’s some girls showing thong’s wonderful side effect….or consequence…or PURPOSE….

FUN.

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As it turns out, people like showing each other their assholes, the theory is once the asshole is sent in a nude selfie, you’ve basically seen all that the girl sending the selfie has to offer on a superficial level, I mean sure there’s so many endless possibilities of what you could ask her to partake in, but seeing the asshole is that “you’ve seen it all, now let’s get serious”…which is why I say it is the gateway to a woman’s soul…

The asshole’s popularity is pretty funny, I mean maybe its some freudian analysis of the ANAL generation of people coddled in ways to make them really into anal…maybe it’s the everyone being gay…or the fact that you can’t get pregnant in the ass unless you’ve damaged the asshole/vagina barrier…or maybe people just like the feeling of shitting so much, that doing it sexually, is euphoric…I don’t know, I just know the asshole unites all of us assholes, as we all have assholes…and there’s some “we’re in this asshole shit together” in that…

The Thong, is a poorly designed underwear, since you’d think covering the asshole, where SHIT comes out of, would be the IDEAL orifice to cover, but those pesky panty lines and the stigma around other panties, which look as hot as the thong, have made women everywhere smear their assholes on their pants, in a “Why even where underwear” kind of way…sure to catch the vagina discharge but is that really the only reason for panties? I don’t know..

What I do know is that showing asshole is popular, thongs don’t cover assholes, wearing a thong bikini or underwear is considered clothing, so this is the NON NUDE asshole flash…..on a clothed girl…not being slutty…but rather a victim of the thong design….and I like it.

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Asshole Behind Thong Thursdays are a glorious day to celebrate the design flaw, that’s become a design win, in the design of the THONG…and that is that when bent over and looked at in the right way from the right angle you see full discolored asshole…

I don’t know what pioneer, trendsetter, first mover, figured it out, but I like to think they were taking thong selfies for someone on a dating app and realized they couldn’t get a good show without the asshole in…so they just went for it knowing they’d been fucking the dude in a few hours anyway…

Then there’s the whole hype of getting asshole pics from girls, nudes only count if there is anus in it, and everyone is so excited by anus, the unifying orifice…so any excuse to get the asshole out there is a good one…as asshole empowerment is real…

SO here’s some ASSHOLES behind thongs!

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