As it turns out, people like showing each other their assholes, the theory is once the asshole is sent in a nude selfie, you’ve basically seen all that the girl sending the selfie has to offer on a superficial level, I mean sure there’s so many endless possibilities of what you could ask her to partake in, but seeing the asshole is that “you’ve seen it all, now let’s get serious”…which is why I say it is the gateway to a woman’s soul…

The asshole’s popularity is pretty funny, I mean maybe its some freudian analysis of the ANAL generation of people coddled in ways to make them really into anal…maybe it’s the everyone being gay…or the fact that you can’t get pregnant in the ass unless you’ve damaged the asshole/vagina barrier…or maybe people just like the feeling of shitting so much, that doing it sexually, is euphoric…I don’t know, I just know the asshole unites all of us assholes, as we all have assholes…and there’s some “we’re in this asshole shit together” in that…

The Thong, is a poorly designed underwear, since you’d think covering the asshole, where SHIT comes out of, would be the IDEAL orifice to cover, but those pesky panty lines and the stigma around other panties, which look as hot as the thong, have made women everywhere smear their assholes on their pants, in a “Why even where underwear” kind of way…sure to catch the vagina discharge but is that really the only reason for panties? I don’t know..

What I do know is that showing asshole is popular, thongs don’t cover assholes, wearing a thong bikini or underwear is considered clothing, so this is the NON NUDE asshole flash…..on a clothed girl…not being slutty…but rather a victim of the thong design….and I like it.

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