The asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul…which is probably why millennials are all about eating assholes and sticking things in assholes…unless that’s just because they are raised on porno and are coddled by their helicopter parents…and aren’t millennials basically “boomers” now…with a whole new generation of young perverts out here ready to get pegged….since they are all LGBTQRST….it’s cool to be fluid…in a people are people kind of way because they are all raised on porn and have watched hard dick in pussy for their entire lives…making them more open minded to doing gay shit…because it adds variety to their already maxed out sexual lives….it’s the same reason male celebs probably fuck dude….such perverts doing pervert shit always horny they’re down for anyone…but we don’t need to analyze that weirdness….we just gotta look at thongs, or pussy hammocks that are designed to catch pussy drip…like a pussy drip pan, rather than asshole drip which is probably more e-coli bacteria ridden….but fuck the panty line, let me rub my shitty anus on my pants to avoid that panty line, but let’s keep that pussy covered….

I guess what I am saying is that as an asshole, I relate to assholes, and like Assholes peeking out of thongs…because it is assholes peeking out of thongs….even though not all assholes are created equally…

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The asshole is the trendiest of body part with the millennials, I assume because they don’t have actual genitals anymore with all that Trans shit they deal with on the daily, you know it’s hard out there for lazy entitled fucks with no real struggles in their cushy internet lives to really have purpose in life….

But the asshole, it’s the universal body part that can be filled, that is genderless, and where you shit from.

A pussy pic isn’t complete without the asshole in it, you know so you know it’s real…and homosexuality can’t exist without an asshole, otherwise it’s just blowjobs and interior design….

So girls of the internet post pics of their assholes on the regular, sometimes as it peeks out of their thong, which is my favorite kind of asshole pic being shared to the internet….because the asshole is the gateway to the soul, so be happy it’s trendy.

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Assholes are obviously the gateway to a person’s soul and everyone this generation seems to be asshole obsessed, which is funny, but I guess it makes sense since they are all queers and if there’s one thing I know about queers, it’s that they like assholes, whether it’s fucking with another person’s asshole or their own asshole…they are about the asshole life.

What they don’t like is internet assholes, they are seen as mean cyber bully jerks who are out to ruin their dreams of a UTOPIA of equality, and inclusion, so long as each one of them is labeled by what they are, what they represent, what minority or retardation they have, like the Jews in the Holocaust their armband and IG BIO.

Point being, since ASSHOLES are the gateway to the soul and the trendiest of body parts, the one you ask for when a girl sends you a pussy pic, “ok cool but this time with more asshole”….it means A LOT OF GIRLS post pics of their assholes on the internet daily, they offset it by wearing a thong, that thin fabric to narrow to cover their asshole…because that way it’s less slutty but still asshole discoloration we all need….

The obsession with the LITERAL shit hole is a weird one, but I’ll stare at a good asshole anyday, while continuing my quest as an internet asshole….because what the fuck else is there to do..

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Pussy Eating Panties…or assholes too big for the panties…I just like writing the word panties seems to be a massive fucking trend on the internet because there’s an endless supply of girls posting pics of their assholes peeking out of their thongs…because thongs are designed to prevent pantylines and to give the pussy a catching device for its discharge, where the asshole is neglected coverage for if they designed a panty to also cover the anus, it’d be fullback…granny panties…while thongs need to be a little less nurturing to the asshole, they need to hope for the best and that the asshole behind the thong’s owner keeps it neat and clean and not oozing with anal mucus despite the HPV….

Point is, girls like showing off their assholes, they realize it’s the gateway to their soul, butt plug sales are at record highs, we are a vagina hating, asshole loving society, that probably happened with the whole emasculating the American male and turning them all into genderless queers…

Whatever the reason, I like assholes behind thongs….

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Asshole Behind Thong the low impact, less slutty, way to show the world your asshole because you still have your panties on, and that’s just how they are designed…..

Not that you need an excuse to show the world your asshole, it’s the gateway to your soul…but it’s a way for entry level girls who want to get naked online to get naked online because they are still clothed….

So when their dad accidentally jacks off to them and realizes that they are jacking off to a pussy in their daughter’s bedroom that is likely their daughter’s they can be happy to know that the daughter isn’t a full on slut, she kept her panties on…even if they slid to the slide…it’s the “above the panty” rule of sexting pics…”I don’t do nudes, but if you look in the asshole region, you’ll see where I shit out of”…

Some of these girls have the blackest assholes in the game….black asshole lives matter.

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