It is Thursday, so nothing like celebrating Thursday that with Thongs, I guess…

There’s nothing worse that an overly excited person on any given day, just happy to be alive, wishing you a happy fucking day, like all days are a gift from the good lord and we are excited to be here, so excited that we have to make a party out of it.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a depressive Naya Rivera here, I am happy to wake up everyday, because dying would suck more than living sucks but you don’t need to be so happy about it you fucking nerd….which should be a reason you are all happy you’re not working in an office…you don’t have to deal with THAT asshole….

But doing the weekly hashtag is more about making fun of weekly hashtags than actually being stoked on weekly hashtags…

So for this THONG THURSDAY….we got some ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG, because we celebrate the thong for its inability to succeed as a panty, despite all it’s hype over the years, and despite its success…it still doesn’t have enough fabric to cover a damn asshole, arguably the hole a girl wants protected as it leaks greasy fecal matter all over their pants….

What I am trying to say is that assholes leak too you..even though the thong just acts like it doesn’t….and that’s all I’ve gotta say about that!

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