On this Thanksgiving Day, remember the one thing that unites us as a species, as a people, as a nation, as a community…is our assholes.

Across all genders, races, colors, cree, political ideologies, socio-economic class….we all have an asshole….

So today, we celebrate that asshole as we give thanks to each other for being fucking assholes, with assholes.

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Assholes unite us as a people, or as a “one gender” people because coleectively all have an asshole. Whether you’re a man or a woman or a trans who identifies as some other bullshit because you crave attention or are just weird….we all have an asshole…and 2020 is the year of the asshole, because it’s the one thing this divided nation can come together on and discuss….because we can all get fucked up our asses bother figuratively and literally….so whether you liked to get fucked up the ass, or if you just let it happen forced upon you like how we are all collectively getting fucked up the asshole by COVID, the GOVERNMENT….we can all unite on the anus….

That may be why girls out there use any excuse to post their assholes, I mean it’s the year of the asshole, but I think it has more to do with the asshole being the coveted orifice, the sext is not complete without the anus in there, it’s the gateway to the soul or some shit….so tease the asshole, tease with the asshole, wear thongs to casually show the asshole in a subtle but obvious way…..but don’t film yourself getitng fucked up that ass, that’s a rookie mistake any porn chicks make…you need to build up the hype to the anal scene, those girls who do it the first day in porn are just shitting out money with each pre-shoot enema squirt…but showing the asshole, that’s how you build momentum….so here’s a bunch of assholes….behind thongs…that are still asshoels..

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As you all know, it’s the generation of the asshole. Girls love anal, not that they didn’t always love anal, it was just not really seen as the coveted orifice but more the back-up to the vagina when it was on its period, or as a mechanism to avoid pregnancy with those uptight girls who don’t believe in abortion because of god or some shit…anal was only exciting to guys who had girls who didn’t do anal….while guys who did have girls who liked anal were into it but that whole shit on the dick is always gross….I don’t think that happens anymore…kids love shit…

But yeah, this generation of asshole, where girls feel the need to show the asshole any chance they get, even though we know they have an asshole, I guess it’s just evidence of a properly executed NUDE, if there’s asshole then you know you’re getting the best available….the spread asshole is the coveted and it’s less slutty for them when in thongs, you know because they are being modest….or because pussies are backburnered while we are united by the anus.

Here’s some ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG!

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Assholes are the trending orifice for this generation of everyone being queer…and as dudes who used to negotiate for Anal like it was this coveted hole because for a lot of girls it was off limits and we wanted so badly to feel like. a homosexual top…I mean why else would they want to stick their dick in a shit filled ass, the tightness? the musculature, the FECES….is it to get as close as you can to gay without gay…or are assholes just cool…I mean who knows…

What matters is that a nude is not a nude unless it has an asshole in it, we are a visual people, and the THONG is the best way to show the asshole without being shameless, or obvious, even when you are…

This is THURSDAY and THURSDAY is for ASSHOLE behind thong….these are girls who want you to see their assholes while pretending it’s about their thong…

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Oh shit, we’ve got our Asshole Behind Thong Thursday post for you to celebrate assholes behind thongs because thongs aren’t wide enough to cover the assholes they were intended to cover….maybe assholes are too big and the design can’t support them…or maybe the thong from this position was only intended for people you have sex with not strangers like us….but for whatever reason…the girls in thongs are out here celebrating their assholes not being covered by their underweaer because we are in the era of the anus, all people anal obsessed, all people, men, women, trannies alike have assholes unless they have cancer or a Stoma Bag that has them sewn up, so showing your asshole is the modern day handshake I guess….and it’s great…I mean look how many girls are putting their assholes online this week…just for the sake of showing their assholes…so many.

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The best day of the week is Asshole Behind Thong Thursdays because there’s all these assholes barely hiding behind thongs because thongs aren’t designed to cover the asshole in full which makes a nice loophole for girls trying to dip a toe into producing slutty content without feeling like they are producing slutty content while knowing they are producing slutty content because you can see their fucking assholes…..but to their grandma it’s “don’t die of COVID and I’m just showing off my thong, cuz my ass is great, the asshole is just a consequence of the thong”….not that girls need an excuse to show their asshole, especially in this time of assholes being the unifying orifice amongst the genderless people…where asshole pride and celebration and eating and fucking and fingering is far more open minded than asshole pride of the past which was reserved for homos…and catholic girls trying to not get pregnant or devirginized before wedlock…

MAGICAL!

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Asshole Behind Thong is the gateway to asshole pics….so we like this trend.

It’s the subtle way for girls to post up their assholes without blatantly spreading their assholes in a desperate attempt to get attention….it’s a thong pic before it’s an asshole pic perverts…the asshole is just bonus, at least that’s how they all play it despite it being an asshole.

Obviously, everyone loves assholes…it’s our unifying orifice…something gay dudes and chicks can bond about having dicks shoved inside…great in this genderless era….so if you’ve got an asshole to show, this is how you do it, without it being a straight up out of context asshole pic….so here’s Today’s Asshole pics….or Thong Pics…you know what I mean.

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The asshole behind the thong is probably the most fun thing about a thong, you know barely enough coverage to not showcase asshole, which in a time of every girl taking pics of her ass in a thong for social media, leads to a whole lot of assholes poking their asshole faces out of a thong…that is why we do Asshole Behind Thong Thursday….you can never have enough assholes in a world filled with assholes…in an era where asshole flashing is a sign of true friendship as it keeps this divided nation united through their assholes…since we all have assholes…and are assholes..

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Asshole Behind Thong Thursday is really just an “X-Games Mode” version of Thong Thursday, because if you’re going to celebrate thongs, what I’ve been told from my cross dressing group, are the most uncomfortable of panties because they cuz into you like if you were to sit on a rope tightly tied between two trees, as you assholes in the park with your tension lines doing your best Tight Rope Circus performer impression about 1 foot off the ground, instead of doing something worthy like doing it across two buildings, like the Twin Towers (RIP), or Jordan Gordon Joseph Levitt in that movie about the french fuck who tight roped the twin towers…

So yeah, the thong, a slutty panty that I remember in the 90s slowly integrating itself into being norm, where insecure girls scared of what people would think or say about their panty lines singed onto, or even worse…a potential hook-up thwarted because of the granny panty…even though dudes are perverts and don’t fucking care how ratty or full back your panties are…

The benefit or the thong is also the challenge of the thong, especially in an era of posing in thongs being part of a daily IG feed…..which is HIDING THE FUCKING ASSHOLE, because you’re supposed to be in panties, yet anus is full visible….until someone realized, let’s empower the asshole behind thong, it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s what you shit from…it’s what we all shit from…the great equalizer in this genderless world of half queers….

So they started to post their assholes, out in the open assholes…to be empowered, to fight the stigma or shame of asshole…and this is Asshole Behind Thong THURSDAY….

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The best comment I’ve made in recent times has been “If I had an Asshole #FarahFawcett”….it brought me such joy, not because I think I am immune to asshole cancer, none of us are…and it’s a pretty shitty way to go…but aren’t most ways to go….which is why we need to celebrate the asshole while it is still in good working form…

It is the unifying orifice, the one that keeps us all the same….no gender bias when it comes to assholes…they all see the same amount of shit…they have the same nerve endings so when you fist yourself, you know the feeling your girl had everytime she gets fisted by the guys she cheats on you with….it’s what allows us to relate….understand each other….and the thong is the perfect panty to wear to show it off, as they all seem to like showing off their assholes, proud of their assholes, being subtle with thongs so it’s not a blatant asshole flash, even when it is…

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