The best comment I’ve made in recent times has been “If I had an Asshole #FarahFawcett”….it brought me such joy, not because I think I am immune to asshole cancer, none of us are…and it’s a pretty shitty way to go…but aren’t most ways to go….which is why we need to celebrate the asshole while it is still in good working form…

It is the unifying orifice, the one that keeps us all the same….no gender bias when it comes to assholes…they all see the same amount of shit…they have the same nerve endings so when you fist yourself, you know the feeling your girl had everytime she gets fisted by the guys she cheats on you with….it’s what allows us to relate….understand each other….and the thong is the perfect panty to wear to show it off, as they all seem to like showing off their assholes, proud of their assholes, being subtle with thongs so it’s not a blatant asshole flash, even when it is…

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