Asshole Behind Thong Thursday is really just an “X-Games Mode” version of Thong Thursday, because if you’re going to celebrate thongs, what I’ve been told from my cross dressing group, are the most uncomfortable of panties because they cuz into you like if you were to sit on a rope tightly tied between two trees, as you assholes in the park with your tension lines doing your best Tight Rope Circus performer impression about 1 foot off the ground, instead of doing something worthy like doing it across two buildings, like the Twin Towers (RIP), or Jordan Gordon Joseph Levitt in that movie about the french fuck who tight roped the twin towers…

So yeah, the thong, a slutty panty that I remember in the 90s slowly integrating itself into being norm, where insecure girls scared of what people would think or say about their panty lines singed onto, or even worse…a potential hook-up thwarted because of the granny panty…even though dudes are perverts and don’t fucking care how ratty or full back your panties are…

The benefit or the thong is also the challenge of the thong, especially in an era of posing in thongs being part of a daily IG feed…..which is HIDING THE FUCKING ASSHOLE, because you’re supposed to be in panties, yet anus is full visible….until someone realized, let’s empower the asshole behind thong, it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s what you shit from…it’s what we all shit from…the great equalizer in this genderless world of half queers….

So they started to post their assholes, out in the open assholes…to be empowered, to fight the stigma or shame of asshole…and this is Asshole Behind Thong THURSDAY….

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