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2020

22

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

The best day of the week is Asshole Behind Thong Thursdays because there’s all these assholes barely hiding behind thongs because thongs aren’t designed to cover the asshole in full which makes a nice loophole for girls trying to dip a toe into producing slutty content without feeling like they are producing slutty content while knowing they are producing slutty content because you can see their fucking assholes…..but to their grandma it’s “don’t die of COVID and I’m just showing off my thong, cuz my ass is great, the asshole is just a consequence of the thong”….not that girls need an excuse to show their asshole, especially in this time of assholes being the unifying orifice amongst the genderless people…where asshole pride and celebration and eating and fucking and fingering is far more open minded than asshole pride of the past which was reserved for homos…and catholic girls trying to not get pregnant or devirginized before wedlock…

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