The asshole is the orifice that unites us. This generation is all about the asshole, in part because they don’t believe in genders and the asshole makes them all the same, in part because they are all a bunch of queers eating eating ass, fingering ass, no matter what the gender, in part because they were raised on porn and the asshole is seen as the coveted shit filled hole to want to stick their dick in…and thanks to the thong, the asshole can be subtly shown off, like it’s not a thirst trap or attention seeking situation, but more of a “oh my asshole’s sticking out, I’ll post it anyway, because that’s how this thong is made”…

It’s weird times, but good times…

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People really seem to love showing their assholes…because there are hundreds of asshole behind thong pics being updated daily…and the only reason for that is because people really love showing their assholes….

Maybe it is that movement of de-sexualizing body parts, even though every pose of these asshole behind thong pics is pretty sexual…maybe it’s to de-stigmatize it, you know make it acceptable and ok for girls to show their assholes…something I endorse…or it could be some empowering, own your puckered anus, love it for all its ridges, discoloration, hemorrohoid or HPV scars….because you are you, it is part of you and to love yourself truly requires putting those things you are shy about…like an asshole…the hole in which you shit from….on the internet…

Or these are just a bunch of slooots…

Either way, ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG THURSDAY….cuz we like repeat features now…

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It is Thursday and Thursdays are for Thongs on the internet because you need to have a weekly hashtag to live up to and rely on, otherwise you’re not even living…not that these people are only posting their assholes behind their thongs on a thursday, it’s actually an ongoing everyday thing….beause these 100 or more pictures of random women compelled to post their assholes on the internet but in a subtle and teasing kind of way…you know because modest is the hottest…LOL….I LOL because these are all so fucking graphic there is no need for the thong to barely cover their assholes in the first place…but yes all 100 were posted in the last 24-48 hours and these were just a handful of what is out there because A LOT OF WOMEN like posting assholes behind thongs…

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Empowered women will no longer be shamed for the color of their assholes…they will be fearless leaders…and followers…so brave to show off the color of their assholes for all to see…while not feeling like an exhibitionist activist looking to end asshole color shaming…because they are wearing underwear the way it was designed to fit and be worn…the asshole behind the thong is just a consequence of the thong….

Some of these aren’t even thongs, but they are marketing it like they are, trying to fool us, we know that ain’t a thong bitch…sneaking in with non-thongs…but we can still see your asshole…which is what we are here for, the whole thong thing is just a formality and way to bait people in by thinking it’s just a THONG pic…get it?

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This generation is all about showing off their assholes, I am not entirely sure why, but I assume the evolution of sexting meant that the pivotal moment besides maybe getting a dildo show or a live sex video if you’re into that CUCKOLD shit, was to get an asshole pic….

While the asshole is just peeking out of the thong underwear, a pretty standard piece of clothing that doesn’t have enough fabric to cover the asshole, the asshole flash itself seems like obvious, or graphic…maybe with a little mystery or tease…while still showcasing the asshole ring….all puckered sometimes hemorrhoided, maybe with sentinal pile….

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Did you think I was going to forget Asshole Behind Thong? I mean so many girls are uploading literally 100s of pics per week of their asshole behind thongs and the least I can do is acknowledge that effort….because anything to get a girl to show the world her asshole, which as you know is the gateway to her soul, is a good thing to support in this time of insanity….plus it’s a gateway to slutty activity that I am sure a lot of girls are now partaking in because they see other girls making money and figure they can get in on that too…and they can, it’s actually the easiest way for them to make money, get praise, feel hot and good about themselves…and if showing your thonged ass that doesn’t cover up your asshole cuz you’re not a bleacher like some kind of racist is how you get started or just one of the many popular things you do….I’m here to encourage that…even though I know half the Only Fans girls have their accounts managed by dudes who do all the messaging and sexting you dumb fucks who think girls aren’t too lazy or creeped out by that shit deserve to be paying your 9.99 to 10 different girls or more a month….when all their shit is free on the internet…dumb fuck.

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DID you think I was going to not do an Asshole Behind Thong Thursday….when it’s the most favorite post of the week….

I know that you don’t exist and that you don’t care whether I do an Asshole Behind Thong post…..but it’s the internet so we pretend….

I’m doing the asshole behind thong thing for my own damn archive….

The thong, the underwear for girls on their periods, because if they aren’t on their periods they shouldn’t be wearing underwear, not to mention the underwear barely gives any anal coverage which means whether your slophole wombat hole is oozing on your pants and the thong is the pantyline free, user friendly, way to avoid pantylines and to protect your clothing from the drip, your asshole’s still rubbing up on that same clothing, making it equally rank…

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The asshole is the titties of this generation, you know when everything is genderless and built on this fake concept of equality and inclusion, the asshole is the only sex organ we have in common with each other….dick or pussy or hermaphrodite or not….our assholes are united and one…so when looking at these assholes, think they could just as easily be a man’s asshole, or a trans asshole, or a herm asshole….which they call intersex asshole now…because tits and cunt are for girls and mouths can have too much gender association with the idea of facial hair…where the asshole unites us…

Or maybe, this generation are perverts and tits pics and pussy pics are posted to instagram freely for all to see, where the asshole is a little more mystery since it is the gateway to their soul.

I don’t know, I just know that Asshole Behind Thong, because Thongs don’t protect from fecal matter, but do allow a girl on her period to wear a pad so that she doesn’t lose a limb from Toxic Shock Syndrome…and I guess that’s something all these women, so many women, like to show off while trying to get sunbscribers to their onlyfans.

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Asshole Behind Thong Thursday is a crowd favorite here at DrunkenStepfather, even though we don’t have actual fans and if we did, this is probably would not their favorite….if anything it’s the kind of post that could make a motherfucker never return to the site again because they don’t want to be caught looking at assholes behind thongs by their wives…they want sports and cars and the whole babe thing is less appealing in this WOKE era of having no testicles and being little bi sexual genderless bitches…

Not that these Asshole Behind Thong pics are all that hot, I’m not the one producing them, it’s girls of the internet who feel instagram doesn’t let them be the full artist they want to be in their content creation bullshit to sell nudes…so they post their assholes to get what they need…and I compile them…not the best of them…some of these are nasty assholes, one even looks as big as my head…BUT they are assholes behind thongs nevertheless, which is convenient since it’s Asshole Behind Thong Thursday.

Remember the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul…

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It is Thursday, so nothing like celebrating Thursday that with Thongs, I guess…

There’s nothing worse that an overly excited person on any given day, just happy to be alive, wishing you a happy fucking day, like all days are a gift from the good lord and we are excited to be here, so excited that we have to make a party out of it.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a depressive Naya Rivera here, I am happy to wake up everyday, because dying would suck more than living sucks but you don’t need to be so happy about it you fucking nerd….which should be a reason you are all happy you’re not working in an office…you don’t have to deal with THAT asshole….

But doing the weekly hashtag is more about making fun of weekly hashtags than actually being stoked on weekly hashtags…

So for this THONG THURSDAY….we got some ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG, because we celebrate the thong for its inability to succeed as a panty, despite all it’s hype over the years, and despite its success…it still doesn’t have enough fabric to cover a damn asshole, arguably the hole a girl wants protected as it leaks greasy fecal matter all over their pants….

What I am trying to say is that assholes leak too you..even though the thong just acts like it doesn’t….and that’s all I’ve gotta say about that!

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