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2021

21

Jan

Lottie Moss’s Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ sister who by looking at her, you’d doubt was actually her sister, but with that last name has been able to do as much as she can in being a low level influencer, reality TV star, you know all the worst shit you could possibly do, but the same shit that people of social media strive for…..I know at one point she even had a clothing partnership with an American brand…basically ALL because she was Kate Moss’ sister who has zoro of Kate Moss’ star power, hotness, body, thing that made Kate an icon in an era when you had to be an icon to be seen as an icon, while this one rolls through like a pig going to trough, all bulky and shit, taking whatever scraps she can pick up with the last name, and people look on like she’s accomplished something besides being Kate Moss’ sister. WEIRD…right…but it’s a lazy generation of clout chasers and Kate Moss is clout….

They aren’t official sisters, just half sisters, hence the fat gene this one’s got, unless she’s just the sister who ate all of Kate’s food growing up, only I think there’s a 20 year age difference and Kate was arm deep in Johnny Depp’s ass by the time this one was born into Moss family 2.

I will say that despite being dumpy and a mooch, I still think she’s lovely enough….but that could just be because I see her ASSHOLE behind her THONG….

….and guess what…IT’s ASSHOLE BEHIND THURSDAY….because asshole’s behind thongs aren’t just for the rich and famous – they are for all girls who wear thongs that are more narrow than their assholes…which is great, since the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul…or some shit….and some shit….

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