Earlier today, I ready that pussy is not an xmas present…but that butthole is..so here’s some asshole behind thong for those of you tired of pussy but still into lady holes…so long as you’ve got the same hole so that you can truly understand the kindness of them letting you up inside them.

I don’t know what the obsession with asshole is, I figure it started with selling nudes, because after you get the pussy pic, there’s only one place to go from there…that’s not to say I don’t eat or fuck ass when the opportunity presents itself…it’s just that anal was always the back-up plan, the birth control plan back in highschool, the virginity plan for Catholic girls…it was a period pussy alternative…you know a functional and practical thing not all girls were into…but those who were wasn’t anything special because you were still getting shit on your dick…hence the pussy being the better option….but people are fucking excited by assholes…now more than ever…the gateway to soul, the unifying orifice we all have…the genderless fuck hole…you know what I am saying….

The thong is the gateway to the asshole pics, the barely need to pull it to the side to show the asshole because the thong isn’t thick enough to cover it, allowing girls shy about their asshole to give a peek into their asshole…without it being a straight up asshole pic…it’s a thong pervert…ignore the shit hole stain…that’s just a consequence of THONG design…I’m into it.

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