Barbara Palvin is the Victoria’s Secret version of a plus sized model, because she’s thick….so thick that there was a period between the brand using her as a patsy to cover-up that Miranda Kerr fucked a 17 or 18 year old Bieber by saying that Palvin did…she was 18 and had just come over from Eastern Europe to solidify her place in the Victoria’s Secret human trafficking world….they used her a lot the first year, then basically dropped her for her friend Stella Maxwell, who was skinny, until the brand basically fell apart thanks to not being inclusive, so back to PALVIN they went….

She’s not overly fat, she dates one of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody stars, but not the one who plays Jughead and seeing her grab her tit is pretty hot, because she’s hot, fat or not…which is rare but then again her “fat” is not actually real fat…it’s what I would call Hollywood fat before Hollywood went woke…and really who fucking cares, she’s grabbing her tit, did you need me to waste my time on this intro…I mean there’s no joke here other than that this is what I do with my Christmas Eve..

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