As it turns out….thongs aren’t that great at covering assholes…and some of these girls are demonstrating that design flaw…some with more enthusiasm…you know really spreading their asses out to show you just how inferior a panty they are….despite how much hype they had when they went mainstream and every woman needed to replace the old with the new…a reminder that people do what they fucking told…when they are told by the right person…you see no one does what I tell them to do…even when I’ve romanced them by spiking their drinks….not that I do that, BARS are closed here…not that I would do that if they weren’t….and actually think most girls who pretend they were drugged were just blackout and it’s easier to blame some creeper with roofies walking around the bar to find a girl to drag out of the bar and into a cab in a “don’t worry she’s with me”….assuming her friends won’t hop in and say “why are you dragging our friend out of here….are you one of those drugists…and I don’t mean the pharmacy in the 1930s kind”….that’s not to say dudes don’t drug girls, it’s to say I know degenerates and they’d never waste their drugs on some headache….so I doubt that’s the norm or a real THREAT to women…

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ASSHOLES…and I guess it kind of is…since I wrote it.

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