Thongs barely cover assholes…which may be part of their appeal…despite what the pants being worn over the thong have to say about it…you know it makes for a pretty shitty experience for them assuming assholes are dirty and leaky, which I do because we’re in an era of asshole obsessed perverts who love large objects in their asshole…butt plugs to get them through the day…unless those are only the girls on the reddits and onlyfans…but I’ll assume that stretches shit out, literally…and THONGS don’t have the power to hold it in….and that behavior will only result to everyone one of these butt plug anal lovers to wear diapers, which is convenient because they are so brain washed, dumbed down, medicated, and coddled victims, that they probably wear diapers at home already because they don’t like getting off the couch or bed they are streaming, looking at themselves, or on social media…

This isn’t about diaper fetishes, it’s about thongs, and here are thongs showing off some asshole, because tongs are inferior in protecting from asshole which means superior in SHOWING us the asshole.

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Asshole behind thongs is another reminder that the marketing machine has society by the balls.

I am not a thong hater, I like the look of an ass hanging out of a thong, no matter how small or big it is, because it’s some slutty and skimpy shit, especially to an old fuck like me, who remembers when thongs were only in the Playboy mags or on sluts who liked to fuck…if you got a thong…you won the fucking roulette machine of sex…

Then it went mainstream, by putting the fullback panty to shame by calling it a granny panty, then NO ONE would be seen in fullback granny panties, imagine their peers noticing the pantyline, they’d SHAME you…can’t be shamed…allowing the THONG business to make billions of dollars.

They use that same logic on pretty much everything….most recently masks and vaccines…that aren’t vaccines and that don’t work…everyone lining up for this shit despite all the HORRIBLE stories of what the shot has done to people…despite scientists saying that masks don’t work yet leaving my house I saw at least 75% of people in masks…this shit is nuts, and the people who got duped are SO passionate to believe, at the point where they are repeating things that they must know don’t make sense…yet here we are….

I am sure eventually people will wake up, it’ll be FAR too late to turn things back…as so many idiots have their vaxxed tattoos and repeat the simplistic storylines they are being told…because it’s easy….

I see the end of the world in front of us, I have little confidence that people will be able to protest or prevent it, every year more and more restrictive, more and more people complicit and guilted into not listening to their instincts thanks to the pressure of other idiots….

Luckily, I also see assholes behind thong, which remind me of the flaws in the heavily marketed panty, that like the vaccine, no one seems to mind, but unlike the vaccine, we get to see asshole, not premature death from heart attacks in young people that are treating this shit like the ice bucket challenge…

We’re fucked…but I like looking at assholes, it’s the gateway to the soul, especially on people who have lost their fucking soul..

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I just did a Halsey post talking about the scam that is the bikini wax…a passion project of mine because I am an ambassador of the Bush…meaning, if I was funded, with more organization, that’d be my short form documentary…it’d be ALL about the bush being killed by a horrible fucking big corporate agenda…make girls feel gross having bush, make men think girls with bush are gross..YOU FUCKING puppets…

Well, the same shit happened with the thong…any girl I know has said that the THONG is uncomfortable, it cuts into their assholes, which is why girls in longterm relationships don’t fuck with thongs…unless THEY need to for a style choice…

So poor, vulnerable women who are easily manipulated because of their small minds and their wanting to fit in with what they think is the masses, or the trend….they can’t help it, they are simple…and the marketing machines at these big corporations fucking know it…EASY fucking money from these fucking suckers…

The thong was released by shaming the granny panty….and it’s clearly an inefficient panty….just look at all these ASSHOLE peeking out of the thong…cuz it’s not doing it’s panty job….a nice side effect of women thinking the granny panty is for old ladies, and the thong is for the young, because most girls in thongs are 40 year olds still sold on the bullshit of the thong, while the younger slut generation doesn’t fucking care, they are too busy riding suction dildos on livestream.

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In the most important news you’ll read today….assuming you still read the news and haven’t turned your back on all the noise over the last year and a half in efforts to not feel helpless or hopeless…I know a lot of people are wisely choosing to TURN off the TV and ignore what’s going on…rather than being outraged, confused and all that other shit that comes with an insane world….

So in the most important news you’ll read today…because news is all bullshit….here’s some asshole behind things, which is less about the bullshit and more about the human shit since thongs aren’t designed wide enough to fully absorb anything the asshole is spitting out, but they bright side of that, the silver lining, the POSITIVE bi-product of a useless panty since it only covers the cunt…is that when a bitch bends over, I see full asshole and the asshole is the window to the soul…or the gateway to the soul…PORT DOCK that shit…literally…

The asshole also unifies a divided people, since everyone has one…while everyone is one….

The magical orifice…my ODE to the asshole…and I guess the THONG that doesn’t really do a good job of covering it…

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Panties, like a roasting pan, doing a good enough job catching all the turkey drippings, for a motherucker like me to boil the fucking things and make my festive fucking gravy….it’s thanksgiving motherfucker…

Thongs, only get half the job done, because their design only catches the pussy drippings, totally neglecting to get the asshole drippings, which last I checked are probably the more dangerous drippings you’d want caught, thanks to it being your HUMAN waste, where a pussy, even a vile pussy, is just pussy….yeast infection or not…it’s not digested fucking food…it’s more superficial…

The enterprising sluts of the internet who have been asked for asshole pics, but like to pretend that they aren’t that kind of girl, have realized the loophole in the thong, which allows for an asshole flash while in thong, so that they don’t have to feel like that kind of girl, while being that kind of girl, and we get a whole lot of asshole to look at…it’s the gateway to the soul…the genderless orifice that will unite society….

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Oh shit…literally…

I almost forgot to do Asshole Behind Thong Thursday and that would have been a tragedy..

YOU KNOW….and I KNOW…that tits get hits, but asshole is really the unifying force in this genderless future we are all approaching….all these genetically modified freaks from all the hormones in the food will UNITE in an EQUITABLE way by cutting off their genitals and re-routing their piss tube through their asshole, so that we all just be ASSHOLES…literally….and figuratively…..the fact I know the difference between literally and figuratively is impressive to me….did you ever think that I was an idiot savant on this level? I bet you didn’t….

Anyway, the thong, a feat in marketing, cuz with the right programming people will buy ANYTHING….because it’s not a feat in engineering or design…it barely covers the asshole, the one thing you’d want out of an underwear…but not if you’re just observing the underwear…in which case it’s fucking brilliant and you should be GLAD that the girls of the world have gone to wearing thong bikinis…because thong underwear didn’t get enough VIEWS…in their everyday life…because that means ASSHOLE for everyone…thanks to flawed underwear design but successful underwear marketing….unless the visible asshole was all part of the panty line dimming garment…you know a little WINK WINK to the dudes out there getting to see asshole, by girls into showing asshole, because the ASSHOLE is the window…or gateway….to the motherfucking soul….

I’m Jesus Martinez and I approve this message.

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Here’s a celebration of the design flaw of the THONG….because the thong fabric isn’t wide enough to protect the anus from peeking through, so all you asshole lovers get to see some asshole, all while the girls feel fully clothed…”We’re just in our panties, you’re a pervert for sexualizing us because you can see some asshole when we bend over, grow up, you misogynistic fucks…all your objectifying of women like a bunch of cucks begging cock to enter your wives…NOW subscribe to my OnlyFans where I fist myself”….

You know…modern girl logic…

The asshole is woke and winking, because all genders, all 45 genders we’ve decided that we have….I heard that high level medical schools are teaching future doctors that humans are the mammals that are not just two sexes….which could be confusing, based on science, but if the science tells us that crazy people cutting off their dicks are their own gender, let’s go for it.

I can go on and on about how nutty the world is, I do all day, I mean don’t get me started on mental health, I have a rant already written on that shit…inspired by Simone Biles and every mental health claiming victim getting coddled by other losers but I haven’t decided when to post it…or if I’ll post it…MY BODY MY CHOICE…just not when it comes to vaccines…that aren’t even approved by the FDA….WEIRD.

Why tarnish the asshole with shit, when we can just celebrate assholes being flashed in a low key cuz their panties are on kind of way….

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Let’s celebrate the inadequacies of a panty design like we celebrate the inadequacies of most people on the internet as they try to find clout and relevance and important by being assholes on social media, but not the good kind of asshole like the asshole behind thong, or even the good kind of asshole who makes people laugh because of just how much of an asshole he is, the bad asshole who just consistently sucks…as they preach whatever bullshit they think they are supposed to because they are just like everyone else…no uniqueness, no individuality, just drones repeating the same words, in the same pose, too dumb to realize they’re actually hypocrites….where as these assholes, assholes we can see through the thong because the thong is inefficient as a panty, yet so many women burnt their old mom panties like it was a Dr Seuss book, because they thought they were supposed to….idiots everywhere, but since the asshole is the gateway to the soul, the uniting orifice all genders can get fucked through, each asshole its own puckered jewell even when there’s no jewell butt plug in….making assholes behind thongs a GLORIOUS experience.

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In very important news that I write about every week….

The thong has a design flaw that the resourceful have turned into a design win…especially in this era of everyone wanting to showcase their asshole but some feeling a little too shy, or not ready to be that shameless about it, so they prefer it to be more of a WARDROBE malfunction than an actual asshole flash…you know, you gotta be modest, even when you’re not, because it’s marketing….you can’t do anal on your first day on the porn site and if you do…you’re missing out on the build up….

So these girls, who want to show the asshole, since the asshole is genderless and equitable since everyone’s got them, except a few freaks born defective, and I guess a handful of cancer and other colostomy bag surgery survivors who may think of this is gratuitous use of asshole that is neither compassionate or inclusive to their situation, so based on that alone, is offensive and should be cancelled….but won’t because the system needs us distracted by assholes so we don’t realize what’s actually going on here…and I am ok with that since I’ve said and will continue to say…the asshole is the gateway to the soul..

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We’ve been doing some very important research here because I have dreams of being a legit journalist or documentarian rather than whatever the fuck writing 10 posts a day about nothing for 17 years makes me….and my first project in documenting and understanding the slut involves the thong…one of the sluttiest of panties around….and in my deep dig into the thong…one of the sluttiest of panties around…I have learned that it’s skimpy fabric that makes it so slutty also makes it useless at covering the asshole…and this asshole obsessed world makes showing the asshole seem less slutty because these girls are technically clothed….leave it up to sluts to find the shortcomings or design flaws in clothing and finding ways to make it about flashing their asshole…not that exhibitionists are sluts by definition but calling them sluts while looking at their assholes seems appropriate because in normal society…you dont’ get to see everyone’s asshole but in this society you can…and it’s not the worst way to distract ourselves from the impending apocalypse that is taking way too fucking long to happen….why the delay….?

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