In very important news that I write about every week….

The thong has a design flaw that the resourceful have turned into a design win…especially in this era of everyone wanting to showcase their asshole but some feeling a little too shy, or not ready to be that shameless about it, so they prefer it to be more of a WARDROBE malfunction than an actual asshole flash…you know, you gotta be modest, even when you’re not, because it’s marketing….you can’t do anal on your first day on the porn site and if you do…you’re missing out on the build up….

So these girls, who want to show the asshole, since the asshole is genderless and equitable since everyone’s got them, except a few freaks born defective, and I guess a handful of cancer and other colostomy bag surgery survivors who may think of this is gratuitous use of asshole that is neither compassionate or inclusive to their situation, so based on that alone, is offensive and should be cancelled….but won’t because the system needs us distracted by assholes so we don’t realize what’s actually going on here…and I am ok with that since I’ve said and will continue to say…the asshole is the gateway to the soul..

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