Oh shit…literally…

I almost forgot to do Asshole Behind Thong Thursday and that would have been a tragedy..

YOU KNOW….and I KNOW…that tits get hits, but asshole is really the unifying force in this genderless future we are all approaching….all these genetically modified freaks from all the hormones in the food will UNITE in an EQUITABLE way by cutting off their genitals and re-routing their piss tube through their asshole, so that we all just be ASSHOLES…literally….and figuratively…..the fact I know the difference between literally and figuratively is impressive to me….did you ever think that I was an idiot savant on this level? I bet you didn’t….

Anyway, the thong, a feat in marketing, cuz with the right programming people will buy ANYTHING….because it’s not a feat in engineering or design…it barely covers the asshole, the one thing you’d want out of an underwear…but not if you’re just observing the underwear…in which case it’s fucking brilliant and you should be GLAD that the girls of the world have gone to wearing thong bikinis…because thong underwear didn’t get enough VIEWS…in their everyday life…because that means ASSHOLE for everyone…thanks to flawed underwear design but successful underwear marketing….unless the visible asshole was all part of the panty line dimming garment…you know a little WINK WINK to the dudes out there getting to see asshole, by girls into showing asshole, because the ASSHOLE is the window…or gateway….to the motherfucking soul….

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