In the most important news you’ll read today….assuming you still read the news and haven’t turned your back on all the noise over the last year and a half in efforts to not feel helpless or hopeless…I know a lot of people are wisely choosing to TURN off the TV and ignore what’s going on…rather than being outraged, confused and all that other shit that comes with an insane world….

So in the most important news you’ll read today…because news is all bullshit….here’s some asshole behind things, which is less about the bullshit and more about the human shit since thongs aren’t designed wide enough to fully absorb anything the asshole is spitting out, but they bright side of that, the silver lining, the POSITIVE bi-product of a useless panty since it only covers the cunt…is that when a bitch bends over, I see full asshole and the asshole is the window to the soul…or the gateway to the soul…PORT DOCK that shit…literally…

The asshole also unifies a divided people, since everyone has one…while everyone is one….

The magical orifice…my ODE to the asshole…and I guess the THONG that doesn’t really do a good job of covering it…

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