I don’t know what the intentions of the THONG inventor was, but I assume it was strictly economical….

You know, less fabric, same price because with the right marketing you can make these dumb basic consumer drones replace their whole underwear archive because it’s outdated and no longer deemed hot, to something a little more modern and racy…

Save the full back panties for your granny, maybe start a campaign where we only refer to them as Granny panties and pay the media to call out any pantylines seen on celebrities, you know to shame them for their underwear choices and to make the common idiot get into credit card debt to fit in with the modern panty trends…idiotic…

I do not think his intentions in inventing the THONG, cuz you know a man was behind it, but yeah, I don’t think his intentions were to be a gateway to the asshole flash…no one could have predicted that a genderless world was upon us and that the asshole would be the most coveted hole, even when it looks a little too 3D like the header pic, what’s that asshole all about…maybe that’s the appeal…the asshole being the gateway to the soul…packing so much personality from all the adventures they’ve had…from prolapsed to uptight….pink to brown to red…extra puckered or blown out…I mean….the asshole man…and when behind a thong is wholesome..and just “accidental”….

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