The Thong…a marketing scam, or maybe a marketing genius play that they teach in marketing schools everywhere….

They made girls insecure about their underwear and invest in a bunch of new underwear to be in style and on trend. They could not live with being some slob in GRANNY panties…when they can be slobs in thongs…

Functionally a thong doesn’t make all that much sense to me, what I like about them is also what makes them useless as a panty and that is what you see here today, and every thursday….the asshole flash when bent over even when it’s not really intentional….even if it’s always intentional….it makes for good entertainment…

I don’t know about your drippy asshole, but after seeing my soiled panties after a day of farting on myself thanks to bad gut bacteria is something better left in underwear than on couches…..

Hotness-wise, the thong isn’t really any hotter than any other panty, sure it’s less fabric, but since we’re just trying to get them off does the square footage of fabric used really matter…plus the thong’s been around forever, it’s almost played out, even bikinis are also thong cut, so seeing a thong or a full panty, or even a short short, is basically all the fucking same, we know you’re a ho.

The good news is, girls like showing their assholes, you know to prove they care, and the thong is a good way to do that without being too shameless about it….

I say the same thing every week, that’s my fucking intro motherfuckers, deal with it.

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