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2021

14

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

You have to ask yourself if the THONG was designed to show off the asshole when bent over, or was that just a bonus….was the THONG inventor an asshole fetishists just so into the asshole knowing it was the window or gateway to the soul…or was he just tasked with creating, normalizing, and marketing through propaganda a PANTY LINE killing panty….you know get it on celebs, shame women with panty lines, cancel the full back panty, rebrand it the GRANNY PANTY, so no young girl trying to be hot will ever buy a full back panty…they’ll NEED THE ASSHOLE SHOWING THONG….

I know I say the same thing every week, but I need to know was the asshole flash part of the design? Or an added bonus that slut monetizing their content figured out….

Does it matter? No….we like looking at the asshole…it’s the GATEWAY TO THE SOUL….even if the panty’s not the most efficient in absorbing asshole drips…like a ROASTING PAN you’d probably want a panty to be capable of achieving…because you want to catch all those DRIPPINGS to make that GRAVY….

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