I like to think that the best gift a girl can get this Christmas is some slutty lingerie, maybe a THONG or a Dozen THONGS, not because I like underwear, I prefer a bitch who airs her shit out, maybe because I’ve experienced too many clammy, locked away for too long like a misbehaving child, or maybe a sick person on quarantine, pussy…and airing it out is better…

But I like to think the best gift to give a girl, even a stranger, or the bitch at the coffee shop you assume is cute because you can’t see her dick or moustache under her mask, because the gift of a thong, leads to the gift of the ASSHOLE flash to all the people who come across her internet porn, as all girls internet porn, especially when they are just wearing thongs, despite showing asshole, it’s just a panty pic you pervert…STOP SEXUALIZING them with your TOXIC masculinity…PERVERT.

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