Assholes exposed from behind the thong is like a spiritual experience. The kind of thing I’d write a love song for, because it’s just such a beautiful thing that has been created by the evil underwear conglomerates or monopolies when they have their annual underwear conferences that happen in secret locations each year…when they say “how can we launch a new panty in lockstep, so that the world thinks they need it”…because they don’t care what brand you buy, they just care that you burn all the panties you already own and replace them with the new…they come from the same underwear factories anyway…all made by the same children in said factories…

What I am saying is that a thong was marketed for the lack of a visible panty line, especially for when you wear some white pants, but what they forgot is that it also reduces the surface area of the fabric that would have otherwise caught your shart….so you’re more exposed, might as well not bother with panties at that point, but not all girls are into the free drip….I guess..

But since the asshole unites the people, the genders, the woke and the unwoke, the vaccinated and the unvaccinated, the rich and the poor…wearing a panty that allows you to show your solidarity to the assholes of the world….ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BEND OVER…is probably the VIRTUE SIGNALING WE NEED…instead of this mask bullshit…right.

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