Rudolf “Rudi” Gernreich invented the thong.

I’ve beed doing this ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG post for over a year, which means every week I post assholes behind thong and say the same shit, like that it’s a marketing scam, like most things, where they made girls feel inadequate and insecure if they weren’t in a thong, like the bikini wax and I guess vaccines, and so many other things that Kardashians are brainwashing people with, it’s just a scheme to prey on retards to line pockets…then I go into the whole thong being even more hilarious of a scam because it doesn’t even cover the asshole…which the internet has figured is a loophole to get their assholes out there, the unifying orifice….we all have one…except people who had their assholes sewn up due to disease, rocking their colostomy bags…but even they HAD an asshole at one point…just cuz they can’t use theirs doesn’t mean they aren’t the unifying orifice….I don’t believe in ruining everyone’s asshole fun, because a group doesn’t have an asshole and can’t relate…I’m an asshole like that…and I’m not even behind a thong.

Anyway, after a year of this, I only googled the thong today to see that Rudolf “Rudi” Gernreich invented it. It is a panty front with a half- to one-inch strip of fabric at the back that sits between the buttocks….most assholes are bigger than half an inch to an inch I guess.

So historians think the thong was a close relative of the loincloth, but it took some pervert to market it. Apparently it was first released in 1939 and the Mayor of New York – LaGuardia made th strippers wear them by law because he wasn’t too into their pussies being exposed for public health and decency but he was into visible asshole…that’s ok…even though more disease comes from SHIT….than from pussy…but whatever..it was the 40s…

Which brings us to Rudolf “Rudi” Gernreich who invented the TOPLESS bikini before the THONG in 1974….a TRUE hero…maybe they should replace the Thomas Jefferson statue they just took down because FUCK history of a country or founding father shit….we’re a culture of ASSHOLES BEHIND THONGS….give the people who made a real relevant difference in our lives…with things like the THONG…more shine…

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