I just wrote a rant about how 50 year olds in bathing suits are disgusting, especially bitches named Elizabeth Banks, but it took another Elizabeth to remind me that that isn’t true….

That’s not to say I was lying, I was just in the fucking moment when looking at Liz Banks trying to be some hot bikini model in her geriatric years thanks to being overhyped in Hollywood, giving her a few too many affirmations, and making her feel more confident than she should be….it happens to fat girls too….one too many dudes on TINDER cums in them and they think they’re fucking Miss Universe…HUMAN NATURE…

The universe had a way of reminding me that some 50 year olds like Liz Hurley are destined to be in bikinis, they just ROT better and even in her 50s, all menopausal and dry and crusty, we’d still risk getting Hugh Grant’s Tranny AIDS down our throats..because despite science, logic, she’s still fucking hot….

LOOK UP and YOU WILL SEE!

Now Universe, make all my dreams come true, money is energy and it comes easy.

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